Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 3

2 answers given by a GIRL when she is proPOSED
1 Nahi
2 Mujhe waqt chahiye
2 answers given by a BOY when HE IS PROPOSED
1 YES
2 YES

Sign outside a photo studio:

WE CAN SHOOT YOUR WIFE!

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ALSO FRAME YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW

4 wishes of a gal: 1) To earn money without working. 2) To be smart without studying. 3) To love without being hurt. 4) Eat without getting fat.

i know 10 facts about u people

1. You r reading this
2. You can't say M without touching your lips
3. You just tried it
4. You just smiled or laughed
6. You r a boy/girl
7. You didnt realize I skipped 5
8. You r looking back at 4 & 6
9. You r liking this
10. You r reading me telling u to like it

What is the 1st sign of Old Age?

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Wrinkels?

-No

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Medicines?

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Baldness?

-Certainly NO

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Then what?

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-When u start loving your OWN Wife.

which is the most beautiful feeling in
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when u r trying 2 look at ur frnd....
and u find dat ur frnd is alreadyluking
at u... ;)

location-
''EXAM HALL'' :P :D:D

Which is da most beautiful feeling in ds
world...???
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When u r trying to luk at ur frnd....
And u find that ur frnd is already luking at
u....;)
location-
"EXAM HALL":p :D :D

Seven phases of life

1.Studies


2.Entertainment


3.Love


4.Marriage


5


6


7.



Stop scrolling down
U know Life ends after marriage

Sun makes mon shine
Curent makes bulbs shine
Wax makes candles shine
But,im realy confusd
Wat makes ur teeth shine?
'Harpic'or'domex'?

99.99% Girls will Fail To Answer This Que....

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WHAT IS UR MOBILE NUMBER ??? :p

Girls dikha do kismai kitna dum hai

Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop
"We Can Repair Anything
Plz Knock Hard On The Door
The Bell Doesn't Work

Hey All Girls,

Please Dont Flirt With Boys

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Ho sakta Hai

Tum Me Se Koi Meri Hone Wali Wife Ho :(

It Really Hurts

americans invented Mobile,
iphone, cellphone.
Japanese invented SIM Card.
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Indians invented Missed Call..!!!

Properly trained,

Man can be a dog's best friend...

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written on a girls T shirt...

Diwali this year !! check out :p :p :p :p 1.

1 liter bottle of petrol,

2. LPG Gas cylinder (as a gift wrapped),

3. Hamper of assorted vegetables,

4. Auto rickshaw gift vouchers,

5. PVR weekend tickets,

6. Kaala Hit mosquito spray cans.

Get Married..!!

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Not For Yourself,

But For The Future Of Your Childrens..!!

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They Are Getting Late For

IIT,

AIEEE,

PMT

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CAT

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Cut-Offs Are Increasing Day By Day,

Hurry Up..!!

national animal....

national flower...

national song....

and

finally

we got THE NATIONAL INSECT OF INDIA.......

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THE MOSQUITO....

PROUD OF U......

LET GOD GIVE U LONG LYF

I Have Many Proposals For Getting RICH,

All I Need Is The Time

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To Look At The Emails

In Spam Box . . . ! !

World is Only for Girls:

If a Girl Laughs Loudly, She is Cheer full,
But;
If a Boy Laughs Loudly, He is Manner less,

If a Girl Talks Sweetly, She has Manners,
But
If a Boy Talks Sweetly, He is Cunning,

If a Girl is Shopping, She is Trendy,
But;
If a Boy is Shopping, He is Waisting Money

Hi..
What happened..
Why no sms..
No balance..
Ok..!
I will send u
a recharge coupen:



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scrach with blade

Being "In a Relationship" and being "In the "Hospital" is all the same...

Everyone asks -

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"Serious hai kya ?

What's the
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"Marriage"

Strict Warning : Don't use Kingfisher bottles to fire Rockets. It may not "FLY" Happy Diwali

A boy's FACABOOK status:
I m online during class.
ha ha ha...
Comment from Teacher:
GET OUT Of the CLASS now....
Comment Liked By Principal..

Wat is Education? According 2 Sec56(B) of Students Act itz a Process of Wasting 1/4th of our Life in Learning how 2 Waste d Remaining 3/4th.

Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are dumb, not blind..

If Kasab dies of Dengue,

I will switch off all my ALLOUT's for a week

as a token of respect to Mosquitos !

The national food of India.....

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'KASAM'

Girls always eats this food in every second :P

Improve ur GK -

National Sister - Mamta Banerjee,

National Girlfriend - Deepika Padukone ,

National Tension - Salman Khan's marriage,

National Bachelor - Rahul Gandhi,

National Dahshat - Sequel of Ra.One,

National food - Kasam,

National Strugler - Abhishek Bachchan

When women talk to each other,

The devil sits in the corner quietly

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Learns..!