Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 23

When I Shut My Mouth
And Turn To Walk Away,
It Doesn't Mean You've Won.
It Means
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Your Stupid Face Isn't Worth
My Time. . . =

People Suck ... =X

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Especially Through
STRAWS ..

Daily Need 0f 0ur Generation

Food: 5 %

Water: 2 %

Sleep: 3 %

Facebook: 90 % ... =

Demotion of Salman Khan

2009 ---> Wanted : IPS

2010 ---> Dabbang : Inspector

2011 ---> Body Guard

Upcoming Films

2012 ---> Security Guard

2013 ---> Watchman

2014 ---> Postman .

- New Advertisement -

WANTED SINGLE GIRL,
Able To Cook,
Love And Have Job,
Must Have
HOUSE & CAR.
Plz Send Picture 0f
HOUSE & CAR ...

The only thing I learnt
After being an Admin(as a boy) is that
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How to control yourself
From sending friend request
To beautiful girls

Rajnikant Bought
Two Elephants,
Two Camels
And
Two Horses From Zoo ..

Why ?

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To Play Chess ...

Hey Guys ... !

Never Underestimate A
Woman's Ability To Make
EVERYTHING Your Fault . . . =P =D
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Mind It ... !!!

How To Impress A Girl?

Respect Her
Embrace Her
Treat Her
Give Gifts
Listen To Her
Care 4 Her
Make Her Feel Like Goddess,

How To Impress A Boy?

Jst,
SMILE ;)

The Admirable Difference
Between Smokers N
Non-Smokers Is:
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Smokers Don't Mind
That Non-Smokers Don't
Smoke ..

Teacher:Tintu what is the full form of class? Tintumon:C-Come L-Late A-And S-Start S-Sleeping

FACEBOOK Needs Now
Another Relationship Type:
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Domestic Incarceration

The best advertisement line against
Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries -
"Few moments on your Lips, Forever on your Hips."
Be healthy.!

I Hate It

When My Phone Decides

To Randomly Jump 0ut 0f
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My Hand

And

Attack The Floor ...

Understanding a gal is like downloading a 1GB file
with 2 Kbps speed

& wen u hav downloaded 0.9GB

& u got an error:-)
:)
Be happy:-)

Today Is A National Animals Day ?





So Please Take A Minute To Remember Your Ex

Global recession & financial crisis have become so bad & serious nowadays that,majority of the men have started loving their own wives..!!

New Research Survey
Shows That

88% Of The World Are
Modern And Civilized. . .

Remaining 12% Still

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Use ORKUT ..

No asignmnts No seminars
No borin clases Jst a silent
envirnmnt 2 hav sme sleep,
xtra time 2 chat wid frnds n
roam around..
Dis luvly days r calld "Study Leave"

I Hate
When People See Me
At The Mart And Say,

"Hey What Are You Doing
...Here ... ? "

I Am Like

"Oh You Know,
Hunting Elephants...

First bench boys or girls are intelligent. Until last bench boys
don't participate in da
competition.

It's Not Fair To Blame
PIZZA HUT
For My Weight Gain. . .

It Was More 0f
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D0MIN0
KFC
McDONALDS
n
NANDO'S Effect ...

Many times 2 have
disturbed U,
troubled U,
fooled U,
irritated U,
Today i jst want 2 say
3 words...
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kya kar loge.

If You Love Someone,
Fight For It. . .

But

...If That Someone Loves
Somebody Else...
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Be A Soldier...
Kill Them Both Bastards

Just Saw A Facebook
Status:

"Who Honestly Cares About
Steve Jobs Resigning,
I Mean What Has He Ever
Done For Me ... ? "
5 minutes ago via iPhone

-=- ClAsSiC -=-

Boy To Girl :
?You Look Like A Barbie !?

...Girl :
?Thanks!
So You Mean
I m Tall And Beautiful ??

Boy:
?No, Plastic And Without Brain!

Dear Mom,

There's A Huge Difference
Between 6:55 And 7:00 Am.

Sincerely,

5 More Minutes ..

When You Really
Want To Slap Someone .
Do It

And Say
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" BLOODY MOSQUITO"

Question That Keeps
Me Awake ... !!!

If A Cop Stops Me
And Says "Papers"
And
I Say "Scissors"
Do I Win ... ? ? ?

Fantastic Answer For , Why Didn't U Receive My Call?
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I Was Dancing At My Ringtone.