Funny Quotes - Page 22

Keep the school clean ... stay home!

Funny Sentence Written On The T Shirt Of A Beautiful Girl Walking On Side Of The Road: You Are Not Looking At The Road Right Now, Be Careful
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A guy sitting wid his gf, drinking beer says,
"I love u"
Gf says-"is it u or d beer talking?"
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talking 2 d beer"

what is old age ??

Ans. When u start turning off lighta for economical reasons rather than for romantic reasons !!!

Last Words said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin Laden..
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Attly battly futtly
(GAME ENDS)..JSK

Mumbai me Bhai Haryana me Taau P Bangal me Dada South me Anna OR Rajasthan me BANNA is very dangrous

Only Rajnikanth can Delete the Recycle Bin
Mind it...!!!

scienctist have deploved 4G in mobile but ragnikant mobile is 5G ! mind it!

Rajnikant was born on 30th february.. Since then february decided not to give this date to anyone else..!! Mind it.

Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…
Rajni: ok..
Nxt day…
Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow????

MUSIC listen to Rajnikant......

any girl can be glamorous,all u have to do is.......stand still nd look stupid!

Attitude Rocks:
"Care for the people, who deserve it.."
Bcoz We are not jokers to entertain everybody....

A Message to all the Students:

EDUCATION is the door to SUCCESS..
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COPYING is the KEY..

Only 2 types Of Communications are the fastest in the world
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Wh r u thinking!!!...

its e-mail & female..

Boy got rejected & Girl selected in interview for the same reason...

think...??



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Reason

They both had 1st Buton
of their shirts opened in front of
the jury..

Microsoft Bought Skype For
8.5 Billion Dollars . . .

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Stupids

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They Could Have Download
It For Free ...

There May Not Be Any Value
Of Me For You,
But
I m PRICELESS To Those
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From Whom
I Have Borrowed Money

Earlier It Was
Either People Were
'Working' or 'Not Working'
Now Its
People Are Either
'Not Working' or They r
'Networking'.!!

LOVE HURTS. . =(

Just Kidding,

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Actually Seeing Someone Else
Eating A Pizza n Having Coke
And Not Sharing
HURTS Even More ...

What Is FACEBOOK ?

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Its A Place Where Boy Posts
Joke, Gets No Response...
And
If Girl Posts The Same Joke,
She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments
& 60 Friends Requests

Height Of Physics:

A conductor kicks old man out of bus.

Police send conductor jail & gave him shock bt he had no effect..
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Because he was a BAD conductor...

New Style Of Break- Up !! :P

A Bf Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His Gf...

Girl Yelled "What Was That For".. :O :O
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Boy Said "Its Over"

Every Student Gets
0pportunity To Enjoy
Their Student Life. . .
But ,
Some Miss Those Beautiful
Moments & Those Stupid
People Are Known As

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" TOPPERS "

Question By The
STUDENTS ...

If A Single Teacher
Can't Teach Us All
The Subjects,

Then

How Could You Expect
A Single Student To Learn
Six Subject..?

Best Line
By A Cockroach To A Young Guy:

"I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,
More Louder Than You Can..

Which Is Very Best,
Amazing N Un-Answerable Feeling ?
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When
Your Crush Asks U About Ur Crush.

IM DA BEST, I CAN PROVE IT:

I can see tea in tea cup, can u see world in world cup,
I can send my address to ur mobile,
can u send ur mobile to my address.

EXACT DEFINITION OF engineering..
Engineering is the study of finding a black cat in a dark room,
u know wh,when der is no cat..

Party hard,
drink loads,
drive like crazy,
go on dates,
1 DAY U'LL DIE!
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Eat healthy,
stay fit
study hard
be obedient
1 DAY U'LL DIE!

choice is urs..

This Funny fact always happens with Me:
Study for One Hour-
No One Sees.!
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But Pick Up Mobile just 4a Sec-
Mom/Dad enters the Room...

A Great Thought By
A Naughty Woman . . .

"Men Are Not Attracted
Towards Me
Because 0f My Mind.
But
They Are Attracted Towards
Me Because
" I Don't Mind

1st day ur friendship was like a drop

2nd day its like River

3rd day its like Sea

4th day its like an Ocean

NowIts like sunami


HELP!

HELP!

HELP!

When a black cat falls
down,wat will the white cat say..???


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Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will only say....


Meaaaoooon....

Since our frndship started ...

There hv been so many times


WEN I DISTURBED U ...


IRRITATED U ...


FRUSTRATED U ...

Today i msg u just to say

"I'LL CONTINUE"!!

I watch so many crime shows on Tv,

that when I turn off the Tv set,

I wipe my finger prints 0ff the remote

Question of the day
World Me Esa Konsa Writer He Jo Kabi Khud Nhi Likhta?
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Ans:Type-Writer

Question:-
DUNIYA ka sabse bada aur khatrnaak jaadu kahan hota hai?

Nahi pata!!!!??

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Beauty parlor me..!!

if you are loyal to your wife, u might get heaven after death.. but if u r not loyal to your wife , you will surely get heaven on earth.

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

Why do people point at their wrist when they want to know the time? I don't point at my groin when I want to find out where the toilets are!!!

once rajnikanth went for a walk and in the afternoon the police arrested him.Why?
Because he reached USA without Visa!!

Behind every successful man, there is a woman but behind every satisfied woman, there is a tired man.

Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.

There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.

Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea

What is Talent and wt is Intelligence ? Walking on a tight rope over Niagra Falls is Talent. not Trying such a thing is called Intelligence.

There are three different me's, the person you think I am, the person I think I am, and the person I really am.

The grass always looks greener on the other side. Doesn't it make you wonder what kind of fertilizer they are using?

There are some fools in this world who always reply no for every question we ask....

Now you tell me are you such a person ??