Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 27

Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired -

The movie Krrish is loosely based on












Rajnikanth’s life.

Gandhi’s non violence movement REALLY pissed Rajnikanth off.

Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on.

Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice












from a banana

In the back of the book of world records, it says “All records are held by Rajnikant. The ones listed are in second place.

There in nothing Rajini’Kant do

Rajnikant can tie his shoes with his feet.

Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one”

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out. It failed miserably.

Intel’s new caption –





















Rajnikant Inside.

1000 yrs from now……..










robots will make movie named














Rajanikant

Rajanikanth can do



















a wheelie on a unicycle.

Paul The Octopus was asked to predict when would Rajnikant Die ……………..











R.I.P PAUL !!!!

Rajini doesn’t need water supply. Hydrogen and Oxygen merge at the sight of him and produce water whenever he wants.

Rajnikanth once entered a race he came
























first, second and third.

All of the theories on Dinosaur Extinction are wrong. Rajnikant simply stomped his foot and they all died

Rajnikanth added












facebook as his friend.

i told my dad that i want a blackberry or an apple


he replied


aam ka season hai beta aam kha

Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding…




















while walking…

If Rajnikant gets into a car accident (yeah right) His car will need some airbags to protect it from him.

Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as


















“Guiness book of world RECORDS”.

Contrary to popular belief, Rajnikant cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.

Once Rajnikant mumbled some numbers in his sleep.





Those numbers are today collectively known as the “LOG TABLE

Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.

The oceans are filled with tears of Rajnikanths victims.

If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, he’d let the cops off with a warning.

The Punjabi singer Pooja was at one time married but then Rajnikanth started to have a crush on her… and now she’s Miss Pooja.

Rajnikant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

The only reason ShahRukh Khan stuttered in the movie Darr is because he saw Rajnikanth behind Juhi Chawla!