Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 31

new generation gals choice-
i dont want any prince charming coming on white hores.....
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i would rather die for vampire coming in a BMW....!!!

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Best ever quote written in cancer Hospital :

'Tobacco companies kill Their Best customers.."

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough note....&

Now they call it as ............. Wikipedia

My secretary quit. She caught me kissing my wife.

New year vacation is time off to remind employees that the business can get along without them.

If u like my sms, it means I'm SMART..

If u save , means u agree I'm SMART..

If u 4wrd , u spread that I'm SMART..

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If u delete , u r jealous, bcoz I'm SMART..

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

If you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you've growled all day long.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Wat always surprises me is dat wen people blow their noses, they luk in 2 their hankies 2 c wat coms out.
I mean wat they expect. . . . . .
diamonds??:-

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

Your Girlfriend is:

Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
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In short she is your
S.I.S.T.E.R...

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

Routine of holidays
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SLEEP TILL YOU ARE HUNGRY.....
EAT TILL YOU ARE SLEEPY......

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

Today is sorry saying day.. if I ever was angry with you or misbehaved, or hurt you, please just slap your self, it must be ur mistake, coz I an basically a nice guy

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

If You Look At The Sky Tonight
And Notice That The Brightest Star Is Missing,

I Swear I Have No Clue
How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I'm OK

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

NEVER TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY....NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE ANYWAY:)take life as oppertunity that will come once in life

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

Engineering maths :

proove there is a cat in a room whrere there is no cat in room

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

ME Without YOU!!
It's Like
Facebook Without Friends,
Youtube Without Video
movie without Music
And
Google With No Results.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

New type of "UPVAS"
living 1 day
without
1.mobile.
2.vehicle.
3.facebook.
4.internet...
5.PC/LAPTOP
try dis 2 get real peace of mind........

Innocent line written on T-shirt of a student...
"student r nt cheaterzzz..v just really nju having the same answerzz...

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.