Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 32

You Never Know
What You Have
Until It's Gone. . .
That's Wrong.

Actually
You Never Know
What You Have
Until. . .
You Clean Your Room.

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

I Fell 0ff A

50 ft Ladder Last Night . . .

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Fortunately
I Was 0n The Bottom Step.

My Bathroom Sign Reads
" Realize Your Dreams Beyond
This Door,
Because
This Is Where The Shit Happens.

Hoarding At One Hospital

"Improve Your Food Habits...

Eat Your Food As Medicine

0therwise

You Have To Eat Medicine As
Your Food ..." ;)

Diplomacy of Girls
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..
They hate it when you ask their age?

but they would kill you if you forget their birthday

YOGA Effect:

A Boy Was Having d Habit
0f Smoking . . .

His Parents Sent Him To Yoga
Classes For Treatment..

Now

He Can Smoke With His Legs
Also . . .

A couple planned to commit suicide together. But once the wife killed herself, he changed his mind as things suddenly looked more positive.

-Ultimate Funda-

V Need A Way Of Telling
People They Have Bad
Breath Without Hurting
Their Feelings

Like

"Well I M Bored
Let's Go Brush 0ur Teeth ...

3 Hard Facts:
U can control ur breath but not death. U can control ur life but not wife & u can control ur emotions but not loose motions.

Yes, I Have Made "MISTAKES",

Because My Life Did Not Come

With An INSTRUCTION MANUAL-!

In 2008, Rajnikant lost his wallet.
And the world went into RECESSION.

Y r u so opposite to me?
When i say tea,u say coffee!
I say white,u say black!
I went to dental hospital,u went to mental hospital!
I came back and u still there!:)

My story of success..
1989-i was a baby

BUT

now

2011-i have produce a baby..

Hardwork boss...Hardwork..

Universal truth we learnt-

'Sun rises in d East'
Fact-sun neither rises nor sets,
only earth rotates-MORAL"
Education kills our common sense !!

If Facebook Was A
School,
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....
Every one 'll Get A Certificate
For
Full Attendance..

tips 4 boys-

if you marry one girl,she will fight with you.

if you marry two girls,they will fight for u....

think different

Engineering Question,





*Some Text Missing*




What Is Missing?
Explain With Valid Reasons
(10 Marks)

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Room free,Breakfast free,Lunch free,Dinner free,Sucurity free,Enjoy this life only in a


"CENTRAL JAIL"for more details call
100 dial

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

FACEBOOK INCEDENT HAPPENED..
Ystdy i put a status tht i am gng 2 sleep Shirtless 2night
&
aftr sumtime i got notifications tht,

7 Mosquitos like this..

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

a guy asked a fairy 2 make him most desirable n irresistable 2 all women. she turned him into a credit card

Children: You spend the first 2 years teaching them to walk and talk. Then the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Some idiots says
"Behind every successful man there is a women"
But nobody knows the fact that
"Women goes only behind the successful men"

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Reality of life:
Everything is valuable only
-Before getting it
And
-After loosing it..!!

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.