Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 33

Men who have peireced ears are better prepared for marriage . They have experienced pain and bought jwellry

Middle age is
when you’re sitting at home
on a Saturday night
and the telephone rings
and you hope it isn’t for you.

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Good Sleep Boosts College Performance.

A good sleep is found to help college students retain and develop new information to solve problems during classroom exams, finds study

have ever heard about the device that converts thoughts into speech?
Its called 750 ml"kingfisher strong"
ulla lallala leooo.....

New Economic Analysis Its better to have a Long distance Relationship Because, S.T.D. rates are much Lower than Fuel Rates

No one is as ugly as their voters id picture..

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Nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile Picture..

BOY:Do you have a PEN?
Girl: Yeah

BOY: Oh.. Its Out Of Ink !
Girl: What?
...You?re Kidding, It Works!

Boy: It Doesn?t Work!
Well, You Try...
Go, Write Your
Cell Phone Number Here... =

Whoever said Patience is a great virtue,
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Had never experienced Slow Internet"

Why Don't ELEPHANTS Ride Bikes..?

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They Don't Have a Thumb To Ring The Bell..

Dear McDonalds Cashier,

Dont look at me like that.

Last time I checked there was no age limit on Happy Meals.
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Sincerely, Don't forget the toy

Whenever a boy takes any decision,,

he closes his eyes,,

thinks a lot,,

listen to his heart,,

uses his brain,,

n finally do what his girlfriend Sayz..

Life without girls....
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All theaters are silent...
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The police is at rest..
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Mobile companies in loss..
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Gift shops in loss..
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All boys...?
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"UNIVERSITY TOPPERS";)

We are not addicted to the FacebooK.
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WE only use it when we have time: lunch time, break time, off time, no time, this time, that time, any time, all the time

Middle age to men is when their age meets their waist size.Right in the middle.

A very true saying which all of u would agree
"Paying money for other's mistake will happen only in..
"COLLEGES"!!
In the name of "revaluation"..

Corruption Has
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Of The world..
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Computer Says: Some Files Are
Corrupted..

What's the difference between stupid and idiot? Stupid will delete this joke. Idiot will forward this joke. Ha ha,what will you do now?

Doing it wrong the first time is an honest mistake, doing it repeatedly is a political strategy.

Maths sir: What is a 'line'?
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A genius answered:
A line is a dot, Going for a walk.

Best Attitude Line..
I Dont Care If People Dont Like Me!
After All I Am Not A FACEBOOK STATUS To Be Liked!!!
That's attitude..

Obama updated his status on facebook

"Osama is dead,justice has been done."

He got notification..
"osama bin laden likes your status"

This will surely touch every heart someday!.
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"STETHOSCOPE"...

No claps pls!!"-) :-)

now i always watch my wedding video in reverse and i love the end when she takes the ring off, goes out, jumps in the car and heads back to her fathers home

Height of being Hygienic
An student on computer,
was washing his hands with Dettol after removing a Virus from his computer..hehe..

seeing a cockroach on ur bed is nothing actully the real problem starts when it disappers

why do we sometimz write "etc" in examz?


bcoz it means

e-end of
t-thinking
c-capacity

nobody understands students feelings!!
crazy world!!!!!!

Everynite as i lie in my bed all i cis those sexy eyes, kissable lips, smooth skin, DROP DEAD gorgeous body!DAM. i've got 2 moveDAT MIRROR FROM MY CEILING

The secret of the patience is
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to do something else in mean time-:)

Think if facebook was to be a subject,
my parents would have been so proud of me..hehe..

Once rajnikant was playing crckt in rain.

Ad u know what??
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The rain was canceled due to the match..