Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 34

Dear
Potato Chips Companies,

I Find It Hella Annoying To Pay
20 Bucks For A Bag Of
60% Chips And 40% Air.
Please Stop Doing That,
Thank You

Wat is d most proudest moment in a students life and specially at time of exam..????
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Standin in middle of d exam nd asking
"Whoever has my answersheet plz return"...

MUSIC listen to Rajnikant......

if you like me raise your hand and if not raise your standard

Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…
Rajni: ok..
Nxt day…
Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow????

every tear is a sign of -onions
every silence is a sign of =zero balance
every smile is a sign of -daily brushing
life is simple dont make it complex

Rajnikant was born on 30th february.. Since then february decided not to give this date to anyone else..!! Mind it.

scienctist have deploved 4G in mobile but ragnikant mobile is 5G ! mind it!

Only Rajnikanth can Delete the Recycle Bin
Mind it...!!!

Height Of Physics:

A conductor kicks old man out of bus.

Police send conductor jail & gave him shock bt he had no effect..
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Because he was a BAD conductor...

Mumbai me Bhai Haryana me Taau P Bangal me Dada South me Anna OR Rajasthan me BANNA is very dangrous

What Is FACEBOOK ?

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Its A Place Where Boy Posts
Joke, Gets No Response...
And
If Girl Posts The Same Joke,
She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments
& 60 Friends Requests

Last Words said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin Laden..
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Attly battly futtly
(GAME ENDS)..JSK

LOVE HURTS. . =(

Just Kidding,

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Actually Seeing Someone Else
Eating A Pizza n Having Coke
And Not Sharing
HURTS Even More ...

what is old age ??

Ans. When u start turning off lighta for economical reasons rather than for romantic reasons !!!

Earlier It Was
Either People Were
'Working' or 'Not Working'
Now Its
People Are Either
'Not Working' or They r
'Networking'.!!

A guy sitting wid his gf, drinking beer says,
"I love u"
Gf says-"is it u or d beer talking?"
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Guy replies,"its me,
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talking 2 d beer"

There May Not Be Any Value
Of Me For You,
But
I m PRICELESS To Those
People

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From Whom
I Have Borrowed Money

Funny Sentence Written On The T Shirt Of A Beautiful Girl Walking On Side Of The Road: You Are Not Looking At The Road Right Now, Be Careful
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Microsoft Bought Skype For
8.5 Billion Dollars . . .

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Stupids

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They Could Have Download
It For Free ...

Keep the school clean ... stay home!

Boy got rejected & Girl selected in interview for the same reason...

think...??



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Reason

They both had 1st Buton
of their shirts opened in front of
the jury..

Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!

Only 2 types Of Communications are the fastest in the world
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Wh r u thinking!!!...

its e-mail & female..

I heard that good looks can kill...
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So, please don't look at me
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I don't wanna see you die.!!!

A Message to all the Students:

EDUCATION is the door to SUCCESS..
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COPYING is the KEY..

Attitude Rocks:
"Care for the people, who deserve it.."
Bcoz We are not jokers to entertain everybody....

A Friend Of Mine
Said:
"0nions Are The Only
Food That Makes You
Cry . . . "

That Was Before

I Hit Him In The Face
With A "Watermelon..."

When Somebody Says
"Expect The Unexpected"
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Slap Him/Her On The Face
And Say
"You Didn't Expect That, Did You ?

any girl can be glamorous,all u have to do is.......stand still nd look stupid!