Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 35

Every Student Gets
0pportunity To Enjoy
Their Student Life. . .
But ,
Some Miss Those Beautiful
Moments & Those Stupid
People Are Known As

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" TOPPERS "

once rajnikanth went for a walk and in the afternoon the police arrested him.Why?
Because he reached USA without Visa!!

New Style Of Break- Up !! :P

A Bf Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His Gf...

Girl Yelled "What Was That For".. :O :O
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Boy Said "Its Over"

Why do people point at their wrist when they want to know the time? I don't point at my groin when I want to find out where the toilets are!!!

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

if you are loyal to your wife, u might get heaven after death.. but if u r not loyal to your wife , you will surely get heaven on earth.

don't steal money...!!!
goverment hates competition..

I watch so many crime shows on Tv,

that when I turn off the Tv set,

I wipe my finger prints 0ff the remote

If you are sitting in a class and every one's heads are down and yours is up.......


That's not d proof dat



' You are confident '
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U just don't have a mobile phone...........!!!!!!!!

Since our frndship started ...

There hv been so many times


WEN I DISTURBED U ...


IRRITATED U ...


FRUSTRATED U ...

Today i msg u just to say

"I'LL CONTINUE"!!

only a few people can feel the rain,othrs just get wet'...
Much awesome: 'only few love can feel the pain or depart,others just find ANOTHER..

When a black cat falls
down,wat will the white cat say..???


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Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will only say....


Meaaaoooon....

RAJINIKANTH was teaching his grandson how to use a gun and save ur self...
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And lol
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Osama Bin Laden died by mistake in Pakistan..

1st day ur friendship was like a drop

2nd day its like River

3rd day its like Sea

4th day its like an Ocean

NowIts like sunami


HELP!

HELP!

HELP!

Wen u propose a girl, itz Direct Marketing

Wen u cal her itz TELE Marketing

Wen she walks to u its BRAND recognition

Wen she slaps u its Customer Feedback

A Great Thought By
A Naughty Woman . . .

"Men Are Not Attracted
Towards Me
Because 0f My Mind.
But
They Are Attracted Towards
Me Because
" I Don't Mind

This Funny fact always happens with Me:
Study for One Hour-
No One Sees.!
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But Pick Up Mobile just 4a Sec-
Mom/Dad enters the Room...

The grass always looks greener on the other side. Doesn't it make you wonder what kind of fertilizer they are using?

Party hard,
drink loads,
drive like crazy,
go on dates,
1 DAY U'LL DIE!
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OR
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Eat healthy,
stay fit
study hard
be obedient
1 DAY U'LL DIE!

choice is urs..

There are three different me's, the person you think I am, the person I think I am, and the person I really am.

EXACT DEFINITION OF engineering..
Engineering is the study of finding a black cat in a dark room,
u know wh,when der is no cat..

What is Talent and wt is Intelligence ? Walking on a tight rope over Niagra Falls is Talent. not Trying such a thing is called Intelligence.

IM DA BEST, I CAN PROVE IT:

I can see tea in tea cup, can u see world in world cup,
I can send my address to ur mobile,
can u send ur mobile to my address.

Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea

Which Is Very Best,
Amazing N Un-Answerable Feeling ?
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When
Your Crush Asks U About Ur Crush.

There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.

Best Line
By A Cockroach To A Young Guy:

"I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,
More Louder Than You Can..

Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.

Question By The
STUDENTS ...

If A Single Teacher
Can't Teach Us All
The Subjects,

Then

How Could You Expect
A Single Student To Learn
Six Subject..?

Behind every successful man, there is a woman but behind every satisfied woman, there is a tired man.