Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 35

Question By The
STUDENTS ...

If A Single Teacher
Can't Teach Us All
The Subjects,

Then

How Could You Expect
A Single Student To Learn
Six Subject..?

Behind every successful man, there is a woman but behind every satisfied woman, there is a tired man.

Every Student Gets
0pportunity To Enjoy
Their Student Life. . .
But ,
Some Miss Those Beautiful
Moments & Those Stupid
People Are Known As

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" TOPPERS "

once rajnikanth went for a walk and in the afternoon the police arrested him.Why?
Because he reached USA without Visa!!

New Style Of Break- Up !! :P

A Bf Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His Gf...

Girl Yelled "What Was That For".. :O :O
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Boy Said "Its Over"

Why do people point at their wrist when they want to know the time? I don't point at my groin when I want to find out where the toilets are!!!

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

if you are loyal to your wife, u might get heaven after death.. but if u r not loyal to your wife , you will surely get heaven on earth.

don't steal money...!!!
goverment hates competition..

I watch so many crime shows on Tv,

that when I turn off the Tv set,

I wipe my finger prints 0ff the remote

If you are sitting in a class and every one's heads are down and yours is up.......


That's not d proof dat



' You are confident '
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U just don't have a mobile phone...........!!!!!!!!

Since our frndship started ...

There hv been so many times


WEN I DISTURBED U ...


IRRITATED U ...


FRUSTRATED U ...

Today i msg u just to say

"I'LL CONTINUE"!!

only a few people can feel the rain,othrs just get wet'...
Much awesome: 'only few love can feel the pain or depart,others just find ANOTHER..

When a black cat falls
down,wat will the white cat say..???


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Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will only say....


Meaaaoooon....

RAJINIKANTH was teaching his grandson how to use a gun and save ur self...
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And lol
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Osama Bin Laden died by mistake in Pakistan..

1st day ur friendship was like a drop

2nd day its like River

3rd day its like Sea

4th day its like an Ocean

NowIts like sunami


HELP!

HELP!

HELP!

Wen u propose a girl, itz Direct Marketing

Wen u cal her itz TELE Marketing

Wen she walks to u its BRAND recognition

Wen she slaps u its Customer Feedback

A Great Thought By
A Naughty Woman . . .

"Men Are Not Attracted
Towards Me
Because 0f My Mind.
But
They Are Attracted Towards
Me Because
" I Don't Mind

The grass always looks greener on the other side. Doesn't it make you wonder what kind of fertilizer they are using?

This Funny fact always happens with Me:
Study for One Hour-
No One Sees.!
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But Pick Up Mobile just 4a Sec-
Mom/Dad enters the Room...

There are three different me's, the person you think I am, the person I think I am, and the person I really am.

Party hard,
drink loads,
drive like crazy,
go on dates,
1 DAY U'LL DIE!
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OR
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Eat healthy,
stay fit
study hard
be obedient
1 DAY U'LL DIE!

choice is urs..

What is Talent and wt is Intelligence ? Walking on a tight rope over Niagra Falls is Talent. not Trying such a thing is called Intelligence.

EXACT DEFINITION OF engineering..
Engineering is the study of finding a black cat in a dark room,
u know wh,when der is no cat..

Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea

IM DA BEST, I CAN PROVE IT:

I can see tea in tea cup, can u see world in world cup,
I can send my address to ur mobile,
can u send ur mobile to my address.

There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.

Which Is Very Best,
Amazing N Un-Answerable Feeling ?
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When
Your Crush Asks U About Ur Crush.

Best Line
By A Cockroach To A Young Guy:

"I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,
More Louder Than You Can..

Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.