Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 36

Men Socialize By Insulting Each Other,

But They Don't Mean It..

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Women Socialize By Complimenting Each Other,

And They Don't Really Mean It Either

Similarity B/W Love & FOOD


If U Cross The Limits

The Result Vil B Vomiting.

Problem of solving a problem is not a problem,
but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem is not at all a problem .

Any problem??

A Survey in America:

50% Teenagers;
Live with Their Parents..=)
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Rest 50% Teenagers;
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Are already PARENTS..

My aunt afraids of ants,
my uncle understands her and collected
some ants to tease her.

Every man should have a wife - preferably his own!

I'm In Love With My Bed,
We're Perfect For Each
Other!
But

...My Alarm Clock
Just Doesn't Seem To
Want Us Together !

Appu: Do you know that it is not fall that kills you, it is the sudden stop at the end.

Every brother does'nt like his sister to chat with a guy in late nite, bt evry brother wants to talk to som1's sister in late night.
Crazy world:-):-)ah ah

the toilet paper wrapping says 100% recycled...lets all take a moment to think about this for a second

To all my frnds:
"If i come to know that i wud die soon, i wud hide it from u till i die, because u idiots will ask treat for that also.

Dedicated to all science students
Once rajnikanth had to kill the villain
So he slapped himself
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The villain died due to RESONANCE.JSK

Dear Mother-in-law,
Don`t teach me how to handle my children, I m living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement.

Beggars with plates and Freshers with resume are not allowed inside.. A board in front of IT COMPANY

It is said that if U close Ur eyes,
U see d person U love d most
& when I do that,
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Slide show begins..

Its True That Love Is Blind.
Because I Couldnt See
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Her Father Was Coming
When I Was Kissing....

Rajnikanth decided to carry out long jump two days later...

Breaking news rajni the 1st indian to step on moon.

Wat Is D Maximum Limit Of Telling A Lie??
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A Boy Telling His Chinese Girlfriend
"TERE MAST MAST DO NAIN"

Girl's Status msg on Facebook:'Feeling Sad' - 1702 comments.
Guy's Status msg:'Goin 2 commit Suicide'
1 Comment - "Dude Whos gonna use ur bike now

Whats The Difference Between Boyfriend And Motorbike???

Motor Bike Is First Kicked And Then Used...

But A Boyfriend Is First Used And Then Kicked....:)))

An expert is one who tells you simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think that confusion is your own fault.

Girl to Another Girl:
"You are so Beautiful

Other Girl:
"Thank You
Ur Beautiful Too






Now;
Boy to Another Boy:
"Hi, You are Handsome

Other Boy:
"GAY Saala.."

My Words Are Antibiotic, My Smile Is analgesic, My Touch Is Anti Inflammatory,My Presence Is Antiseptic,My Feeling Is antipyretic... Thats Why I Am
Pharmacist.

What Is Extreme Height Of Hygiene ?
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An Architect Washing His Hands With Dettol
After Making Drawing Of a Toilet

3 Unforgettable Things In Our Life..

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1. Breakfast
2. Lunch
3. Dinner


No Need To Be Emotional Everytime

Rays Emitting From The
Books Are Directly Proportional
To Sleepiness. . .
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"STUDENT'S 1st Law 0f
Nalaiqness"

99% of the Girls are beautiful
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And the remaining 1% are my clasfellows.....!

"People think smoking is hard to quit !!

Oh God, clearly
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they haven't tried to quit Facebook yet!"

People Says Love Brings Flavors & Taste To Life..
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But ..
Personally I Believe ..
PAANI PURI Does A Better Job

Height Of Cruelty:

Throwing Ur Girlfriend ;
Out of D Window & Shouting:
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Love Is In the Air Baby.
Keep Flying..