Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 37

Do Not keep all ur Work For Tomorrow...Always remember U Can Also Do It DAY AFTER 2MRW..!!So, Enjoy Life..!!Be lazy!!!! Think crazy...!!!!:-)jai hind

My wif
e treats me like GOD.! She
makes NO notice of my exi
stence till she wants some thing

Like This Status,


If U Check Your Update On Fb During Study :-P


Or Facebook Take Your Study Time ; )

All Sincere Girls Fall In Luv Wid
STUPID BOYS

& All Sincere Boys Fall In Luv Wid
Stupid Girlz.

I'm Neither Stupid Nor Sincere

Thats WHY I'm Single!

If boy propose a girl
Her 5 ans
1 haa
2 na
3 v r frnd
4 i luv sum1
5 i have family problem



If girl propose a boy
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
kamino koi to standard banao.

- **WARNING** - This joke is a virus. Do not read it, or your eyes will melt and yuu woinyt be avle toi seee anygthuig

the pessimist sees the dark of the tunnel.
The optimist sees the light at the end. and the realist sees the train coming.

Cute lines:

'Man found thousands of way to cheat god..

But God punishes him by simply making him to fall in love..!

Women are angels , and when someone cuts their wings, they continue to fly .... on a broomstick. They're flexible that way!

If walking is good for health,
The postman would be immortal.
A rabbit runs and hopsand only lives 15 years.
A Turtle doesnt run,does nothing..and leaves 150 years..!!

once a farmer put up scare crow with Rajnikant's picture as face.
Crows brought back the corn they stole last evening.

There Are Two Choices
In Life:

Stay Single And Be Miserable

0r

Get Married And Wish You
Were Dead. . .

Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

Staying
S I N G L E
Is Not About Having
N O - O N E . . .
Rather,
It Is An
O P P O R T U N I T Y
To Be With
E V E R Y O N E .

A boy broke the window of Rajinikanth`s house while playing cricket. Rajni warned the boy to play slowly. The boy is now known as Misbah-Ul-Haq.

Dear Boys,
Don't Text Two Girls
The Same Thing Trying
To Get Them Both To Like
You. . .
They Might Be Hanging Out
Together... =P =D

Sincerely, BUSTED!

Q: Why Rajnikanth doesn`t play cricket?
A: Bcoz Sachin Tendulkar requested him to keep his world records intact.

Those Who Say That
Words Can Never Hurt
Them ,

Never Got Hit
In The Head With The
DICTIONARY . .

Why did British leave India in 1947 only ?
Becoz

They came to knw unka baap RAJNIKANT was going to born in 1948..:)D.D

When The Teacher Says

"GET OUT"

It Means . . .

You Have Won The
ARGUMENT . .

Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford dictionary.

tip to reduce weight:
first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right.
repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

No more tsunamis will occur because












rajnikanth stopped washing his clothes in the ocean

If u didn't have a GOOD DAY,
don't worry.
There are
many
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.
Other biscuits
like
50-50
20-20
Parle-G
Little Hearts.. etc
Try them!!

Best relationship needs no promises no demands n no expectation,it jst need 2 people 1fool like u n 1cool like me. :)

RAJANIKANT says,
"yenna rascala, mind it"

wah wah wah..
...
.
.
.
RAJANIKANT says,
"yenna rascala, mind it"

ACP: abhijit, lash yahi kahi hai, find it..!!

wah wah wah..

Just saw a Sri Lankan dude drinking tea out of a saucer.
He said, "The Indians took the cup".

I asked My Heart:
Why can't I Sleep at Night?
My Heart told me:

Because
...

You already Slept in the Afternoon...
So,
Don't Overreact like
You are in Love.. ! :)

Men are like toilets. Either they are taken or they are full of shit!!

Once a Photo of Rajanikant was given for xerox..
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Dnt even try 2 guess wht happened..
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We got 2 Copies of Xerox Machine..!!!!!