Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 39

What is study??

S: sleep til 10 am.

T: Tv is must.

U: Unlimited sms.

D: Dump the books.

Y: yahoo chat.

So study hard....

why do men cheat?
coz they know its easier to get forgiveness rather than permission

For al lovely gals of my life..
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Dont b someone's toy when u can b someone else's DOLL...!!!!!:)
love urself, value urself....!!!:-):-)

Dis is how Rajnikant Can Inspire People:

Once Rajnikant gav kiss 2 his Galfrnd In front of a Kid..


today dat Kid is known as



Imran Hashmi..!

Boys are always intelligent than girls
Want proof?
Ok read dis.
We always say
"intelliGENTS"
Have u ever heard
"intelliLADIES"

Dis Msg is being Sent in da Interest of Humanity


"Pls St0p making J0kes on Rajnikant

or else

he wil DElEtE da
FORWARD OPTION
in All M0biles":)

Once Rajnikant forgot his toys in America when he was small....
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Now that place is known as
"Disney Land".. :-P

1 day
Rajnikanth
purchased
A BOX OF
Sketch pens . . .
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Next day . .
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Mughal-e-Azam
was released
in colour!!!

Always Remember,Money is not Evrything in Life,
But
Make Sure u Earn Sufficient beforeThinking Such Nonsense

always speak the truth!
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and run
immediately after speaking it!!:

Arj kiya hai

He is KISSING
She is KISSING

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He is KISSING
She is KISSING

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Rajnikanth bought a new road roller..

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To iron his cloths.! ;-)

Girls b4 marriage look lyk barbie doll,
After marriage beautful doll.
After one year
Nice doll.
After two year only Doll after 3 year

Dhol

In this new year take special care of ur Body parts & avoid injuries coz spare parts for old models are no longer instock!!!! Smiling Plz..

V E R Y
T R U E ...

Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly

Rajnikanth can do even Loose-motion in Slow-motion..!!

Everyday I Wait For Ur Msg,
But Everyday U 4get.
Frm Now Onwrds
If Anyday U 4gt,

Then

I’ll Jump From
Train When It Stops!

Stop Smiling, I'm Serious.

2 ALL SINGLES (Apna Dil Behla Lo is thought se)
Staying Single is not abt having no one.. Rather, It is an Opportunity to b wid everyone.!

One day Rajnikant said a joke to a crying child............
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Today that child is called "Archana Puran singH"

In my dream:
v climbd 2gthr 2 heavn
on d way,
i ws tird,
u carried me on ur back.
Wen v reachd d gate,
GOD cald me
"cum my child,
leave ur donkey outside.

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course,you are an exceptional good liar.

Once rajnikanth travelling in helicopter via switzerland &
his purse fall down in switzerland & that place is now called as





SWISS BANK

The ENGINEER is the 1 who 'knows more about less' & goes on 'knowing more about less and less' until he 'knows everything about nothing'.

There's no use in missing ur Lover who'll only brk ur hrt at the end.Its better to miss a Mosquito who Sacrifice its life just to Kiss u...

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure.

New Theory :

Argument wins person,but lose d relation..
So dont argue with ur friends,
just Give a slap & say I'm always correct..

Whenever you fall down,
Never lose hope,
Gather your courage & strength..

Just get up and order

"ONE MORE PEG PLZ"...;-)

Really missed you today. Just thought of telling you..
What's your name anyway!

One of the best SMS received....






"LIFE IS VERY BEAUTIFUL"









Terms & Conditions of your WIFE apply!!!!

there was a discussion between love n arranged marriage which at last was concluded by comparin them waid a person who tries to commit suicide or is being murdered.