Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 40

1O,OOO Years Ago Rajnikanth's Girlfriend Died.
He CRIED a LOT & Today
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Still 71% of the earth's surface is covered wid water;-)

A very true thought:

"Wenevr i wana fall in luv wid my books.
My bed falls in luv wth me"

n I believe,
pyar usise karo jo tumse pyar kare..Isnt it?Muj bahut nini ati hai

Whenever u have a problem,just sing ur favourite song...



U will realize that....





The problem is better than ur voice.....!

Why India's enemies like China,Pakistan & Bangladesh are in North,West And EAST .?


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Bcoz RAJNIKANTH is in South...

Rajnikanth creats new email id:
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[email protected]
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Google shocks...
Computer blocks...
Hacker dies...
Virus cries...
Rajnikanth rocks...

Stress test:

1)Which mouse has 2 legs?





MIckey Mouse





2)Which duck has two legs?

















If ur ans is Donald Duck..u r under stress..Bcoz all ducks have 2 legs!

Attitude shayari:-


Those who know me,know me well.



WAH-WAH




Those who know me,know me well.



WAH-WAH



&

Those who dont know me ,go to HELL!

Newton's latest law:

To every twist in the question paper,there is an equal and opposite twist in the ans given by the students!!

Rajnikant can draw a traingle inside a circle. Arey wo normal logo ke tarah bhi kuch kar sakta hai Yaar...

there is a limit for love and foood!!


if you cross that limit...


..you will end uo vomiting....!!!
read once again...

Once rajnikanth played ‘Statue-Statue’ with a girl.Till date she is stuck.We know her as the ‘Statue of Liberty’.

"YOU MUST BRING THE CHANGE...."
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Great lines said by......

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BUS CONDUCTOR..

Inflation is bringing us true democracy.
For d 1st time in history, Luxuries & Necessities are selling at d same price.
E.g. Beer,
Petrol & Onions @ 65/kg !!

After d great success of i-pod, i-phone,i-pad..
Apple invented a Lie Detecter!

Wat did they name it?

Any Guess?

No?

i-shappath! :-)

Nwton:Hw to wrte 4,in btwn 5?
China:Joke
Japan:Impsbl
Amric:qustn wrng
Pak:if u askd foolish que i kill u
UK:Nt found in intrnt
rajnikant (India)




"F(IV)E"

I love sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake.

don't admire ur smartness 2much in front of mirror...

even d mirror will fall in luv seeing ur smartness...



nice joke na...baaki jokes kal...
:D

diff bw/n horror n beauty..

A beautiful ni8 is wen u hug ur teddy bear n sleep....

But horror is wen it HUGS u back.....
iiish koi hai.

crazy fact:

the longest 5mins in the world r the last 5mins of the LECTURE...






while the shortest 5mins r the snooz after the alarm ring...!!

A Man Tries To Keep His Mobile On a Table..

But

Where Ever He Keeps It,
It Falls..

How.?

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Bcoz
There Is No BALANCE In The Mobile

In a life, every one needs a brain, intelligence, ability,

talents etc. They're very important. But, I'm proud of u. U

manage without any of th

Best Advertisement by AC company

"Buy AC's bcoz the youth of today r committing sucide using fan"

Behind every
successful MaN
There is a WOMAN...
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so, Dont Try n waste Time To Gain SUCCESS.
just find That women

RAJNIKANT in IPL.
Climax:
1ball, 23runs needed to win.
Bowler bowls,
Rajni hits.
Ball splits in 4pieces.
Al pieces go fr 6's.
Chennai wins!
Yenna Rascala.!!

Der r 2 kinds of roads in US-
"National"
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"International"

In INDIA also der r 2 kinds of Roads:

"Under Construction"
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"Under Repair" :

I trusted u a lot bcoz u r close to me
bt why do u talk behind me?
Y r u teling evrybody dat i'm
BORN GENIUS!
i hate publicity!:->plz stop it yaar

Touching Story
A little boy on his way 2 home saw a cute puppy.He went near & touched it Again touchd it,Again he touchd it
what a touching story.

I'm not single because I don't get offers....
I'm single because I won't settle for less than I deserve.....

Everything happens for a purpose.

Our friendship was not an accident.

God wanted me to get the best.
Bt,
Unfortunately you got d best!
;-)

The only person on this earth,who can ask women 2 stop her talks & in reply gives a smile 2 dat person.....







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pHOTOGRAPHER!