Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 41

There is Madame Tussauds wax statue in Rajnikant's house !!

:/Who can shake d moon?:/
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CHANDRA-SHAKER

evrytime its not rajnikant ...!!!;-).

Rajnikant uses parachute 4 family planning method!!!

Rajnikant once taught a child how to play lukkaa chuppi....
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Today that child is known as
...''Osama Bin Laden''

Rajnikant first takes a gold medal & then starts the race.

Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection

rajnikanth's bath tub is bigger than a DAM...

Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013

Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
i m loving it...
mind it..

LOVE IS POISON
LIFE IS ACID
LADY'S IS SNAKE
MARRIAGE IS FAMOUS HELL

in the year 2012.....it will be RAJ-NI KA-ANT !!!

Does anybody know the fact that:

Rajnikant ka dimaag Computer aur Chacha Chaudhary se bhi tej chalta hai....:

Impossible can b spelled as,
' I'm possible'...
but,
never spell Rajnikant as,
' Rajni can't '...
......it hurts...

Press Dwn if U miss me
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So sweet U miss me
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Ok Ok I Accept
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Now Stop it, enough
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This is 2 much
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Ok I Miss U 2
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Happy?
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Ye Fans bhi na!

?2008 - Chandrayaan-1 finds water on moon
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2013 - Chandrayaan-2 finds milk!
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Rajnikanth had started his dairy farm there

Apne 2010 k pap mitane ka ek badiya upay hai mere pass,
Jaldi se 2010 logo ko msg karo aur is mantra ka jap karo,
East or West Sending msg to Friens is best

The original host for Man Vs Wild was Rajnikant, but then the people at Discovery Channel dropped the idea..why?....
They didnt want children to think that eating volcanic Lava is good for health

Every desired thing in life is either


illegal



banned



occupied



costly



unreachable



invalid



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committed!

Once rajnikant was driving a plane in delhi as usulaly he gets stuck 2 a rickshaw in which 100 people were injured who were sittng in rikshaw

If u r sittin among a group of people & their heads r down & urs is up


Thats not the proof that u r confident...


U just dont have a mobile...

Once rajnikant was mixing lemon and sugar into indian ocean...... Do u knew why? As he needs to drink nibu pani..

A kiss is like a stamp. .

Once u stamp a gal,she wouldnt go anywhere else. .

Guys r like stamp paper, jitne bhi lagao kum hai . .
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Rajdhani express came to a sudden hault!!
because rajni was crossing the road...

Once God ws in Trouble!!!!

So......

he started praying!!!!
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Oh my Rajinikant
oh my Rajinikant!!

Do you know why sun moves towards the North in Uttarayan (ie. kite flying day)????
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Because the Sun fears that in the South, Rajni might be flying kites and he may cut it into 2 halves...!!!

?1000's of years passed....
Millions of theorems derived....
Crores of formulas made....

but still
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'X' is unknown and 'XXX' is well known.

rajni sent cheque for paying the school fees of his child
the bank bounced

Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds, He Ordered A Dosa, but Mr. Mc'Donalds refused...

Since Dat day,
Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!!

Swiss Bank open an account at Rajnikant.

Rajnikant can write with eraser and rub with lead.