Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 42

roger federer : ask me anything about tennis
i know everything

Rajnikant: in that case
tell me how many holes arre there in the net
...Federer unconcious:
MIND IT

The NEXT GENERATION KG POEM.
DRINKING DRINKING LITTLE BEER,
HW I WONDER WHICH BAR IS NEAR,
QUARTER RATES R UP SO HIGH,
DRINK A PEG WITH CHICKEN FRY

rajnikanth bought a JCB machine
to
cut
his
birthday
...cake

Girls' Language :

Stupid
(U r Smart)

...Idiot
(U r Luking Cute)

Shut Up
(I Love U)

I'll Kill U
(I'll Die 4 U)

Good Night
(Everyone Is Slept
U Can Call Me Now ...)

Its a fact tat wen a baby is born, doctors slap its face 2 make it start breathing. Rare & xceptional cases lik urs, wen rajni was born doctor slaped himself...

Boy's Rules For
BIKES ..

USE When Its
NEW
...
RIDE When It
PERFORMS

THROW When Makes
NOISE

Unfortunately

That's The GIRL'S Rule
To Handle the BOY ...

Funny But True:)


Combined Study Is Meeting With Frndz.

Where Al Aspectz Of World Wil B Discussed



Xcept Studies!!!

10th, 12th k students k liye Guidance Seminar hai.
U r requested to guide them on How to control oneself frm sending msg & calling.
Pls guide them.

What is Santa's culture?

Santa's culture is agriculture.

Y Santa's culture is agriculture?

Coz Santa agree wid every culture..

Ha ha ha

We r ALL Safe..



WORLD is not going to END in 2012..


Bcoz..



Yesterday..



RAJNIKANT bought a LAPTOP with 3 Years of WARRANTY . . !

Top3sweetest sleep
3Slpng on moms lap wen v r tired
2Slpng on beloved person's sholder when v r sad
1Slpng wid opened eyes whn our TEACHER r teach

1970's Saying:
Frnds remembr u durng GUD TIME & FORGET durng BAD TIME
2010:
Frnds remembr wen 100 msgs r free & forget wen msgs r charged.

once rajkinant joined face book ................. on d next day he got a notification , that face book wants to be his friend........!!!!!

Tsunami occurs when
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Rajni flushes his toilet.

Tiger & tigeress were resting under tree suddenly a deer passed by vry fastTIGRESS cudn't mak out & Ask- wt was dat.Tiger smiled & said-FAST FOOD

Charlie Chaplin died laughing at a Rajnikanth joke....

Woman Is Completely Harmless And
Doesnt Believe In Violence..
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Until Her Nailpolish Gets Dry..

Next year u cn buy a pendrive of 1RB,

1 RB means

...guess?

? ? ?

? ?

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1 Rajni byte. (unlimited Storage)

Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!

Why Alexander alias Sikandar defeat the world?
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...Rajnikant was not born on that time.

Height of ProfessionAl Respect-
A BeggAr Won
50 LAkh Rupees lottery
&
took A

Golden plAte
for
begging.
So Dont Insult Ur Proffesion!!

Once rajni broke a chair......he dont have money to buy a new one...so he try his spit on chair to join....now his spit is famous and we all call it "FEVIQUICK"

Sometimes There are no words to describe how we feel about some people..
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Thank God , he gave us middle finger....!! ;-)

a beggar was singing a song rajnikant liked it he gave him his gold chain ????????

tdy he is known as BAPPI LEHRI.

Dear rajnikant,
pls switch off ur AC.
Regds
north indians.

Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajnikanth:Hey Rascala; how do you think the earth spins! hunn?

Finally it has happened!

over the decades!

BEER
is now cheaper than ONIONS!

"NO MORE TEARS...ONLY BEERS"..CHEERS...! Hehehehe.........

When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.................:)

y do u think the britishers were able to rule over india for so many years??

coz rajnikant wasnt born in india til then

Thailand: Amazing Thailand !
India: Incredible India !
Malaysia: Truly Asia !
What's Pakistan's Tourism Line :::
'' Have a Blast till you Last '' !!!