Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 44

sleep is language of rest.
sleep is way to relax
sleep is to visulise dream
sleep improve ability
so have nice sleep.

Sweetest Kiss is on forehead,Laveliest Kiss is on cheeks,Romantic Kiss is on Lips,And Hottest kiss is on..Guess..On Bikes Silencer!

Fact of Millennium Whnevr u Throw a Stone in d Streets of Chennai or Banglore,It'll Surely HitA Dog...or..An ENGINEER!

I dont love whoevr proposes me coz i m a priceless queen to my sweet parents n they wil bring me a perfect king..

Income Tax Department is keeping an eye on all your high value transactions..
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Please don't buy "Onions"...

Once a person threw an ignited Cigarette up in the sky.
It fell on a planet,
which is now known as
"SUN"
and the person is none other than
"RAJNIKANT"

RAJNIKANT's 1 Rupee Coin Fell From The Balcony .

RAJNIKANT Reached Down But Din't Find It?

Why?


Why?

Bcoz
RAJNIKANT
Reached Down Before The Coin Could! ;)

Wats Worse Than Your Lover Sending You
A Txt Msg To 'BREAK UP' ?


Another Msg Sayin
'Sorry That Wasn't For You'..

After an emotional hug..,

Girl to Boy:
"If u hug me once more like that, i will be urs forever.."

Boy:"THANKS FOR THE WARNING !"

Bitwa Bitwa

Yes Papa..

Chatting Wid Girls

No Papa

Telling Lie

...No Papa

Open Ur FaceBook Account
Ha HA Ha No Papa

Every Girl Has Three GUYS In Her Life...
The one she LOVES... The one she HATES... The one she Cant Live Without...
And In the END, They're all the same GUY...

Nokia is xpected 2 launch
NOKIA R-1

"Rajni"series in 2011
Wit 10sims at a tym
500GB memry
320 M.pixels camera
TV,Fridge,AC & Car in 1mobile

Do not be sad if a person prefers another person n nt u..
It's hard to convince a monkey that a strawberry is sweeter than a banana.

A loose hug says- ITS OK
A Norml hug says- THANKS

A tight hug says- I NEED U
A more than tight hug says-I CANT LIVE WITHOUT U
So,

The moral is

Hugte raho..!

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has been Hospitalised with serious Injuries.
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Why ?
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Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook !!

Define college student.
A college student is not the one who reads the book before exam!
But, the one who writes a new book during the exam.jai hind

Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even d mirror vl fal in lov wit u,
Cuz ur so cute.
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For more JOKES recharge Rs30/month to my number...

All of our politicians play KBC in reverse manner. They make crores and crores first and then answer the questions later.

A committed boyfrnd prays to god-
Lord pls giv me WISDOM 2 undrstand my girlfrnd & PATIENCE 2 deal with her moods
Dont giv me STRENGTH othrwse
I'll kill her...

Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting.
Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty?
Girl(furiously):Yes! And once you sit on it, my seat would also be empty!

Do u know Full form of DAIRYMILK?
"Darling always I remember you, Meet immediately for a lovely kiss".

That's why boys alwys gift DAIRYmilk N girls acept it..

Experiencd Man Says:
“The Real Problem Doesnt
Start Whn Boy Starts Luking At A Girl.
It Begins,
Whn She Turns
&
Looks Back At D Guy

Rajnikanth's punch Dialogue in his 150 crore film " Endhiran (Robot) "...



''Buddy..
If I Punch you, even Google won't be able to search u..''
Rajni Rocks:---

Do u know hw d Titanic ship sank?.......DUBUK DUBUK BUDUKBUDUK GULUK Guluk gulukguluk PUCHIK.. Dont smile..:)...This is a sad story!!!

A handsome dog said to a beautiful dog on a candle night dinner near romantic river in open moon lite..








BOW BOW
BOW BOW!
How romantic..

Why do men spend so much time on improvng their STYLES & not their MIND?Bcoz they know that Women are STUPID but not BLIND!

LOVE IS A POST CARD
LIFE IS A VISITING CARD
WIFE IS A MEMORY CARD
LOVER IS A INVITATION CARD
KEEP IT SAFE

A devoted husband is one who thinks of his wife while sleeping with others, rather than thinking of others while sleeping with his wife!

8 Semesters 80 GB sylabus 80 MB v study 80 KB v remember 80 Bytes v ans. BINARY Marks v get, known as BTech (Brain Technically Empty)

Height of Unemployment Board in Frnt of a Reputed Software Company"BEGGARS WITH PLATE & FRESHERS WITH RESUME N0T ALLOWED!!!"