Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 46

Whenever u have to make a decision, Listen to ur Heart Then ur head & Then finally Do... What ur WIFE tells u to do...??

What's the difference b/w
"Girl & A Pack Of Cigarettes?"

Both Of 'em can make you
"SICK"
...But at least
The Cigarettes come with a
Warning ..

If you spell
"Rajanikant"
wrong on Google..

It doesn’t say,
"Did you mean Rajinikanth?"

It simply replies,
"Run while you still have the chance."
Mind It! ;)

Wisest thought of the century:"Men wouldn't be going to hell for lying if women didnt ask so many questions..."

when there is a long gap btween engagement & marriage who is most benefied?boy? no.girl? no.its d mobile company..

every moning when i wake up
i want to see a beautiful face to fix in my room
so plz send a latest laminated
large size

mirror

When nothing goes right .....
Go left

Every Students Gets Opporunity 2 sleep in Class hours..

But Sum Miss those Beautiful Moments..

And those Idiots r known as

Toppers.!!

How do friends help us in problems?????













They give the most stupid suggestion that wil make us laugh and forget the problem.

CAT is outdated.
Now d students have 2 prepare for
RAT.
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Wondering what it is?
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RAJANIKANT APTITUDE TEST..
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAJNI SIR. YOU ROCK.

King of Music
Atif Aslam

King of Bollywood
Shah Rukh Khan

King of Cricket
Imran Khan

And

King of SMS
Well!!! You Know My Name...

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be .. one heart that would always beat for you .. You know Whose??? .. your Own Stupid!!!

if you sneeze once think i am remembering u, if if you sneeze twice think i wanna meet u , if 3 think i miss u and if 4 times it is flue take a tablet.

LION SLEEPS 18 HOURS IN A DAY...
IF HARD WORK IS THE KEY TO SUCCESS,
"THEN DONKEY WOULD HAVE BEEN THE KING OF ANIMALS"

1 hand on Clutch
1 on Acelerator
1 Ear listening to song
1 on mobile
1 Leg on gear
1 on brake
&
both Eyes on
Girls!


Boys r realy
MULTI-TALENTED

Once nasa's scintist found life on moon, as dey sa a bee flyin dere.......

but aftr research their heart goes fail

coz apna rajni patang uda raha tha na...

Very Effective Warning:

A Husband Gave The
Keys Of His New Car
To His Wife With A
...Warning

"Dear,
If You Cause An
Accident , The
Newspaper Will
Print Your
A G E"

Before tom cruise, Rajnikanth was offered the lead role in Mission Impossibe...

But obviously he rejected the offer as the title was too insulting.

" SIT & STUDY"




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D above stunts are performed by trained professionals undr controlled environments. Plz.

DON'T TRY DIS 8 HOME.

When Rajnikanth was a student......
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You can guess this...
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Teacher used to bunk the classes :-)

when a man is trying to live with two woman to usey kya milta hai -
ghar se tension,
office se pension,
baharwalon se attention

Once RAJNIKANT was playing cricket in d monsoons..
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"d rain was cancelled due 2 match."

How do you express two words,with exactly the opposite meanings,in a single sentence...?Any guesses?No?Say:"HAPPILY MARRIED"

?10,000 years ago Rajnikant's girlfrnd died.
He CRIED a Lot
& 2day

Still 71% of d earth's surface s covered with Water..!

2 ways to suicide.1) QUICK DEATH:Take a BIG rope,tie it around ur neck & hang urself.2) SLOW DEATH:Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl's neck to marry...!

rajni once had a fgt id one f his freind,he ordered him not to show him his face again in life.........
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now d person is known as big boss...!!

Q :- How do you tell a rose to go to the moon? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A :- Gulab Jamoon.

once Rajnikant opened a junior college,,,,,,,,,,,,,

and name of the college was..
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Rajnikant Institue of Techonology for Management of Law in Medical Sciences of applied Economics.

In India, parents say "Study well my son, Otherwise u wont get a job."In america-"Study wel my son,othrwise any "INDIAN" wil grab ur JOB"

An Accountant

Is A Person

Who Looks At A Girl

Measuring

36-28-36

And

Simply Sayz

"100" ... :p