Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 48

Teacher-wat is half of 8?Rajnikant-4...Santa:agar horizntaly aadha karo to '0',Aur verticaly kato toh '3'...for 1st time in history Rajnikant lost and Santa Rocks..

kya aap preshan hai
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neend nahi aati hai
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to samaj lo ke aap mein vitamin "SHE" ki kami hai

"Gals POLICY"
Fraud wit inocent BOYS!
Fn wth Handsum BOYS!
Frndshp wth Gd BOYS!
Luv wit faithful BOYS!
Finally Marriage wit Rich UNCLES.. Gals at their best:)

Everyone makes mistakes but only ur girlfriends, wife n boss hav gifted talent of finding,remembering and reminding it to U.

There is only 1 perfect child on d world, & every Mother feels,
she has it;
There is only 1 perfect wife in d world
& Every Man feels.
His "Neighbor" has it.

Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17?


The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.

Do u know why 14 Nov is Children's Day". It's because it comes exactly after 9 months from Valentine's day(14 Feb).

bREAKING nEWS!!!!

Santa & Banta have decided to commit suicide ; rumors for reason : They are feeling neglected and bored becoz of Rajnikant !!!

old ppl used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks n saying "U r nxt".
dey stpd doing dat wen i started doing same at funerals

Once Superman,Spiderman,Ironman n Krishh went to Rajnikant
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Bcoz it was Teacher's Day

Rajnikanth`s dog house has sign on it saying: Beware of Owner.

Boys can never b satisfied with 3 things in life,
*Mobile*
*Bike*
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*Girlfrnd*




bcoz
There is always a better model
available in future

Short & True
Love Story


Once a boy askd a girl:
I Love You,
Will you Marry me?

The girl said NO.

Then,


The Boy
Lived his Life Happily there after..

Behind every Men's Success There's a Women.
But
Behind 16 Girl's Success there's a Man.
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This is What we See in the Movie "Chak De India"

who can sing a group song alone..........................oh...come on dont expect rajnikanth to do everything...its raavan.

Tragedies of boys Life:
1.Gud girls r Not Gud looking
2.Gud looking girls r Not gud girls
3.Gud looking & gud girls r not single
4.Gud looking,gud girls,& sngl girls hv strng brothers.

BOY Askd Girl: Why Do You Love A Rose,
Which Dies In A Day.
But Don't Love Me,
Who Dies 4 U Everyday??

Girl Replied:
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Oye Hoye...
Dialogue

Who says gals don't like ordinary, insignificnt cheap things?
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we all like boys..
Dont we???;-

The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist

Advantage of truth is Dat u dont have 2 remember what u said
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But lying increases ur memory power.. Think differently.. :)

Newly married husbnd savd wife's nmbr on mobile as

"MY LIFE"



Aftr 1yr:"MY WIFE"




5yrs:"HOME"




10Yrs:"HITLER"





25Yrs: "WRONG NUMBER"!

Der r 3 kinds of studnts in d world.
Sum make wonders happen,
Sum c wonders happen,
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Others wonder wat happened:.
STUDNTS JINDABAD.

youth are not useless;
THEY ARE USED LESS...
YOUTH ALWAYS ROCKZ...

Two things that made Indians crazy....
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IPL for boys
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I-pil for girls........!

the incredible rajnikant-rajni once taught a child hw 2 ply counter strike ...
..... 2 dy dat child is known as Osama Bin Laden...

define girl; ans- the 1 who b4 going out puts on.. mascara,eyeshadow,eyeliner,lipgloss,glitter,rough,blush,kajal&asks natural to lag rahi hu na

What is the true Friendship?
Ans- It is when your best Friend runs away with your wife &
u r Really Worried
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For ur friend.

"always smile in the morning"





It makes peopple wonder
what you did last night

Rajnikant has done his K.G. from 7 different places
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today they are known as 5 different IIT's

hold ur right cheek wid ur right hand.n hold ur left cheek wid ur left hand.u know wat it is...meri taraf googli woogli wosh happy winter.