Funny Quotes - Page 48

World's Shortest Love Story
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He Smiled...

She Smiled...

Baby Cried...:

if a gorilla, catches u, what will u do







i know, i know





u both hug first then start dancing.....
it's natural if two friends meet after a long time......

Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the bank balance

if you donot have girlfriend
you missing something in your life. and if you have girlfriend then you missing evering thing in your life.

Light can replace Sun,

Parents can replace God,

But nothing in World can replace YOU...!

Why..?

Local Items
No Guarantee
No
Replacement....!

wats the simlarity b/w decent girls nd dinasaurs..
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they both dnt exist in the present world

6 tips to be happy in life:
1-never be late
2-live simple
3-expect little
4-work more
5-always smile
6-daily tell my name 100 times...

Aarz kiya hai..
Later thi bus..
Later thi bus.. Longer thi Q .. wah wah ..
Shorter tha skirt .. Better tha VIEW..!!

When i dont get ur sms :: A little pain in my heart A small tear in my eyes and sadness falls on my face . What is this?




Its nothing Just Dramebaze?

If u have time press down

















































again if u have time
press up

what is education...?

Education is a process of wasting half of our life to learn how to waste remaining half of our life.

U RA= AttractiveB= BestC= CuteD= DearE= ExcellentF= FunnyG= Great...................H= He he he heI= I amJ= JustK= Kidding

Pledge of himachali boys:
himachal is our nation,
everyday is celebration,
to hell with education,
bcoz the thekais our destination.

There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan.

- Sixty-five is the age when one acquires sufficient experience to loose his job.

Nxt year IPL to b played in PAK
Facilities ofrd by Pak Gvt

Security by Al-Quieda & Taliban

Cheer Gals Dance in Burkha

Bomb blast aftr evry Sixer.

Gud friend easy to obtain. but once you gain difficult to maintain,and once lost and once lost never regained. so moral of the story. Quadar karo meri

U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73



NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Gin lena pure hai.

wht happen no sms ...
didn't reccharge?
ok i'm sending the recharge card no:






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scratch here with blade:)

Hum Tumpe Itna Dying
Jitna Sea Me Pani Lying,
Akash Me Panchi Flying,
Bhanwara Bagiya Me Gaying,
Kabse Hum Yunhi Crying,
Why You Are Not Replying..

You are such delight
and add joy to my nights
I want you to know what you mean to me
and oh.. I hope that you can see.

COLLEGE MEMORRIES:


1side LOve...



silent mode mobile...


bus stand comedies...


last period galataas...


birthday treats...


1 night study 4 nxt day exam...

what is attitude?

3 ants saw an elliphant coming.
1st ant:v wl break his leg.
2nd ant:v wl kill him.
3rd ant: leave him dude he is alone v r three...

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how Long would it take
four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor? Without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?

Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!





Yar Khud Soch,






Socho
Yar
Socho




















Ans:SCREW DRIVER,

I Know A Lot About Cars ...

I Can Look At A Car's Headlights And Tell You Exactly









Which Way It's Coming... ;->

tommy is a dog..n u r a flower..
waah waah
tumi is a dog n u r a flower...
waah waah
tommy lifts his leg n gives u a shower...!!
ab bolo waah waah!!

FLASH NEWZ:
The Vodafone dog is died company is scearching for new cute dog so,b care full on road i dont want 2miss u... dont go on roads

Missed Calls is Old Fashion,

Now, 1st Time in
INDIA

Introducing…

Missed message….:p

Oh my GOD, u r so lucky
If you are an ICECREAM
then u r so sweet.

If you are Rose
Then you are so soft

If you are a Star
Then you are so bright.

If you are my Friend
then
Oh
My
GOD
You are soo Lucky .

A five star sms for a dairy milk person from an eclairs friend for a melody person at a kitkat time on a munch day in a perk mood to say happy chocolate day.

I had a dream last night
Only you and me..
We were running in a garden, Me in the Front
and You, running
After me.. and with
the background music
of Vodafone..!

“Happy New Year”.
I know its Too Early,
but I’ve 100s of
Handsome GUYS and
GIRLS to Wish, so,
I decided to finish off
Uncles and Aunties First.!

However high the
sky may be.
However wide the
river may be.
However strong the
wind may be.
Just remember,

It’s None of
Your Business.!

Moral of the movie Ghajini…

Whenever going to meet your girlfriend
Make sure u have your cell phone..
n
when u r in deep trouble
keep your cell phone silent…

Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
11
22
33
44
55
66
77
88
99
00

Reply is must.

Answer:-
00 = Duffer
11 = Unique
12 = Flawless
13 = Good Looking
14 = Jacks of all trades
15 = Romantic
16 = Naughty
17 = Gamble

She came...
I kept looking at her....
she smiled....
yes i
kept quiet...
she began to speak...
I didn't listen &
then.....
she began to leave....
then i
shouted...

Ma'am....
Attendance.....!!!!

Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water
level of
the pond increases. How?




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A -
The other 9 fish are crying.................

how sweet is ur pose!
how sweet is ur pose!
how sweet are ur eyes!
see!!!
how sweetly I tell lies!

god created gud heart: I got it
he created gud brain: I got it
he created gud face: I got it
He crated gud frnd:

o hello!!!

this time u got it

What's d diffrence betwn Problem, Talent & Kismat?

2 boyz luv 1 grl=Problem.
1 boy luv 2 grls=Talent.
2 grls luv 1 boy=Kismat.

Heights Of Professional Respect..

A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Begging.

I HATE U
I HATE U
I HATE U
I HATE U

H= happy to see you

A=always miss you

T=thank u for being my dost

E=every day i remember you

so really i hate you

What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral Of The Story: BE SPECIFIC

Whats the matter why r u avoiding me?
did i hurt u?
keep in touch with me??

YOUR'S LOVINGLY
SOAP AND WATER.

hi,Congradulations,u r todays winner.
1st price:good friendship
2nd price:lot of love
3rd price:life long sms.
for conferm ur price,send sms to my mobile and for get ur price contact me.

B4 u speak - listen,
B4 u write - think,
B4 u spend - earn,
B4 u criticise - wait,
B4 u pray - forgive,
B4 u quit - try,
B4 u msg others - msg me.