Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 51

Its Better To Bunk A Clas Than To Miss A party Wit Frnds..
Bcoz, Today When I Look Back.

EQUATIONS Never Make Me LAUGH..

But MEMORIES Do..!:-)

i love u
please give me kiss
daro mat kiss means
k koi
i interesting
s sms
s send karo
abb toh thik hai toh always kiss me

A really smart statement!..
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"I may not always love all the girls who loved me....
But i surely do respect n appreciate their choice....!!"

An ordinary person will be with the book...

but an xtra ordinary person will in that book...






Be an xtra ordinary person like me...





Yea M ON FACEBOOK

A lesson frm Grammer:
"The past will always be simple. The Future will always be Perfect & the Present will always be Tensed..!" :

Happy news!
The world will not end in 2012 bcoz just now i saw a tomato ketchup bottle which expires in



2013....!



Smile plz...
:)

the funniest life cycle....chokroach is afraid of rat..ratof cat...cat of dog...dog of man...man of his girlfriend....&.....&.......&GIRLFRIEND OF CHOCKROACH!!!!!!!!

I drink tv while watching c0ffee

I switch 0ff bed when I lay 0n lights

I eat m0bile while talkng 0n apple

C0nfused?
Inshort
I m a studnt & my exams r near:-)

You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

I really don't know why people give me a lot of respect..!
When I send them msgs, they put their head down & read..!
Hmmm crazy fans.

According To A New
Study

''Students That Snore
Get Lower Grades ''

Especially

''If They Are Snoring
In The Class During
Lectures ''

Great words by a bankrupt lover:
"nothng in this world is expensive than havng a girlfrnd who is totally free on weekend..!"

A Boy Marries A Gun...'Bandook' And Suddenly All Starts Worship Him.. Do U Know Why..? . . He Becomes Gun-Pati.. . ! !.!

Value of a true friend:
when u like 2 walk in the rain, i'll b there with an umbrella...
just 2 prevent SOIL EROSION from ur HEAD...

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer …

For a boys like it's easier to pick up girl of weight 50kg, but for the same its quiet difficult to pick up a gas cylinder of weight 14.2kg.

This Dog is one Cat of Donkey the Best Monkey way to Pigs Make You Rat Smile ..

Confused!!!!

Now read again leaves all your nicknames !!!!

I bought 2 dogs named 'ASS' &'FACE'..I kept ASS with me & gifted FACE 2 u.FACE died,I felt so sad bcoz...wenevr i see my ASS i remembr ur FACE!!

Secret of happy life.....

Get a girl who cooks well

Get a girl who loves you

Get a girl look good

Make sure the 3 girls don't meet each other!!

Dont admire ur smartnes 2much infront of mirror...
Even d mirror wil fall in luv seeing ur smartnes

Nice na.....
I hav more jokes,I wil send it later..

When u read a love message,
U never think of the person who sent u the sms..
But u think of the person whom u love the most!!
STRANGE..

sala kharcha kiska
or
Charcha kiska!

If i go wrong,I need ur hand 2 correct me.
If i win,I need ur hand 2 wish me.
If i lost,I need ur hand 2 guide me.
so,

plz wash ur hands properly........!!

Funny Quote on a boy's T-shirt

"All girls are devils-

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My girlfriend is their queen.

Once I was in Luv, but she broke my heart into pieces.
Now each piece of my heart loves separately,
& now people cal me a......
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- FLIRTY - :)

Sucide tips 4 boys:-
1-Tk big rope tie it around ur neck & Hang ur self...
2-Slow deth; tk a small rope tie it on a girl"s neck n marry.

U’r very special for me. I’m very concerned about u’r safety. But I can’t be
with u always. So please, Take Care of yourself when u jump from 1 tree 2 another!

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One has to look out for engineers. They begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb.
HAPPY ENGINEER'S DAY..:-)

Who do you think is the laziest inventor of all times? It's the guy who invented the snooze in an alarm.

whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME"