Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 55

What is D difference between POETRY & ESSAY.

Any word you uttered by a GIRLFRIEND is a POETRY. While anything said by WIFE is ESSAY.

Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI
&
SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,
SUNAMI is Total Wash.!

Best slogan seen on a famous beauty parlour...

"Dont whistle at d girl going out from here...

.....she might be ur grandmother...!!

If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him “Loffer”
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it “Offer”.
Feel the difference;)

Afantastic sing board displayed in highways for rncouraging slow driving...
"Mr LATE" is always better then "LATE Mr."

2day I Walked on d Road,Suddenly 5 Policemen Surrounded Me,I got Amazed.
I Asked Police:Y r U Surrounding Me?
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Police:Bcz Govt. Order "SAVE OUR TIGERS"

cutest letter by a little kid:
dear maths,

pleas grow up n solve ur own problems:-):-)

GOd is great.

One such example is here

He blows the naughty wind which blows the gal’s skirt high, But he sends dust along to close the boys eyes as well.

An Australian court thinks that a woman in tight-jeans cannot be raped without her consent!

Billboard On The Side Of The Road:


"Keep Your Eyes On The Road

And Stop Reading These Boards." :-)

How to grow up a Baby into an absolutely honest, Innocent, Lovable, Truthful, and an extremely intelligent Kid.?
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Ask My Parents.

Every woman needs a husband Bcoz there are a number of things that go wrong For everything u cannot blame God or the Government

Lalit Modi, was
Surrounded by
Preity
Shilpa
Katrina, etc.....

But
Now is Surrounded
by The IT officials.....

He has Gone From D
AXE Effect to the
TAX Effect.....

Height of shame :


A girl with her face covered on a bus stop

A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??

Girl replies
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Papa mein hoon.

Tragedy of man’s life
Nice men are ugly,
good looking men are not nice,
good lookin nice men are married,
good lookin nice unmarried men are gay

The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for Short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)

What will u find inside a very clean nose like urs?
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A LOT OF FINGER PRINTS..
HAHAHAHA

Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:

Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?


Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)

Ideal pair does not require ,
compatible looks,
compatible nature,
same taste &
same size ..........

The best example is......

GATHIYA & JALEBI............

Newton’s New Law of motion
.
“Loose motions can never be done is slow motion”

Girl to Baba: Baba ye LUND kaisa hota h?
Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba,Koi Mota,Koi Patla,Koi Sakht or Koi Narm.
Girl: Lagta h aapne sari umar gaand hi marwai hai.

Little advice to guys:
“Always communicate with your girlfriends
as long as your parents are paying the phone bills!!!...

For 1st time I realy want to Celebrate dis spclDay with u. Plz apna gaal aage karein,I wana giv u smthng on ur Cheeks, SLAP.(chataak).Hapy SLAP DAY.

A woman is always right.
Sometimes confused, misinformed, rude, stubborn, irritable and even downright stupid.... but NEVER EVER wrong...!

A bright future can give you many beautiful girls.




But a beautiful girl cannot give you a bright future.


From-
Boy's Welfare Association.

Jaago Kamino jaago.

rate of load shedding is

directly proportional to the temperaature of

atmosphere provided da beghairtee of wapda remains constant.

when U WERE Born....
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The Cloud Parted,
Sun shined
and God appeared in front of all
and say
"SORRY FOR MISTAKE" kindly adjust it...

Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless…
Ohhh GOD…am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!

Happy load sheding.

Girlfriend is like paanipuri always tasty, "lover" is like pizza, hot n spicy, "wife" is like dalchawal no other option but good 4 health.

Thought of the day :"Behind every successful man there is a woman and behind her there is a man looking at ass"...