Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 56

height of honesty...
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.a pregnent mother buy one and half ticket in bus...

I Always pray for You that. May your life Be Bright & Sunny. and your partner be Fat & Funny May your life be filled with Roses and You have Children with pheeni pheeni Noses.

Boys go to college
to develop the mind;
girls go to college
to catch them before this happens

A guy was praying passionately, Oh my God ! Turn me into a lizard A man asked, Why do u pray so? He answered, My wife dreads lizards.

finding a right boy with all good qualities is like finding a right book that covers whole semester syllabus..
mission impossible.

U get rich as U grow old
U start getting Silver in ur hair.
Gold in ur teeth.
Sugar in ur blood.
Stones in ur kidney & Never ending supply of GAS!!

2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite

after getting up in the morning,
pray 2 god thank u god 4 making my day,
begin wid the sms of dis genius sender,
whoz smartnes will inspire me whole day..

I wrote this shortly after my first marriage, a long long time ago, trying to describe the evolution of love. From my First Love to what I thought at the time was my Last

i saw an interesting line on girls t-shirt-"ONLY ENGINEERS CAN SEE HIDDEN LINES AND MSSING CURVES."

One basic difference between girls and boys- girlz gives, gives, gives and forgives, but boyz gets, gets, gets, and forgets.........

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.

Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes ;->

"Be nice to people who smoke and drink.. They won't be around us for long time"....!

crazy doc to patient:There are no medicines,the only thing that can stop the hair falling is the floor!

Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding.

A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p

A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)

Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

D most Romantic state of India.....???

Guess......!!!

O....Yes!!!

West Bengal...!!!

U know why????

Har raat we're having candle light dinner....

thanxx to d West Bengal State Electricity Board...!!!

Funny But Fact:

Boys n Girls get into Love becoz of Misundrstngs...










And hate each other when they started to understand each other..!

What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.

I 'M Master Mind

I'M Master Mind.

I' M Master Mind.

I'M Master Mind.

But s0rRy
I cULd N0t b uR

Bec0z u R
WiTouT Mind.

What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.

Those Who Know Me,
Know Me Well,

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Waah Waah!

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Those Who Know Me,
Know Me Well

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Those Who do Not,
"Juz Go To Hell!";->

satya

What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple???
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Guess???
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Give it a shot....
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MARUTI 800!!!

Legal Voting Age Fr Boys- 18yrs..

Legal Marryng Age Fr Boys- 21Yrs..

Wat Is Proved??

"Its Tougher To Control A Wife, Than A Country" !!!

What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
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Think!
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Simple!
The Latter is Vaccinated...!!

Best present 2 b given

2 friend-honesty

2 enemy-forgivness

2 parents-care
2 god-our lyf

2 me-
*Apple i phone 16GB
*Video i-pod
*Play station-3..!!!!

If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, What will u call her?
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Take a Guess....
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MOTHER-BOARD!

people say that you can`t live without love. but i personally feel. oxygen is more important...

Every orning get up n look throgh the FORBBIES list of richest people in the world.if ur name is not there PLEASE GO TO WORK..