Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 57

Close ur eyes and imagine this,
The one u love just gave u a kiss.
Move closer, have no fear,
Dont open ur eyes or the dream will disappear.

dear frnd plz don't keep me in yuor heart but keep me in your brain...
because rehne ki jagah jitni khali ho,rehne me utna hi maza hai.

Past brings tears,
future brings fear,
so live in present
&
drink chiled bear.

advantage of not having LOVER
1.can sleep wel.
2 can save money
3 no worry abt how u look
4 no misd calls in mid night
5 no need to rechrg 2ce a dy
6 the mst imprtant is u cn fwd this
to all proud singles :

Never make ur frnds feel alone while U r on earth. Dsturb dem as mch as U cn. Let dem feel ur presnce! Show dem U r DAMN ALIVE!!

Advice og your dentist 'Treat ur girlfriend like toothbrush. dont share it and change it sfter 3 months'

I was worried in dream 2nite
I saw All the devils of the world have died,
Can u give me only 1 sms or miscall
2 make me sure dat Ur still alive.

Do U know full form of wife = " Worries in life Forever"

A Great JAPANESE Proverb:

"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it .

&

Its PAKISTANI Version:

"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.

I love stdyng.. Unfortunatly, if i do study, d course gets finishd..
Hw can i finish smthng i love?
So i dont study...
Enjoy laziness...
Laziness rocks!!;-)

What a strange society....!

We dont believe in life after death but yet people always ask what next after engineering...!

A deep love story:

Once upon a time true lovers went for a long walk,
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remaining story will be published when they return.

God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!

You Know why Women starts with "W" because all all questions starts with "W"... Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whome? Where? and finally Wife...!!

Three guys meet in a bar.
1st guy: I am a DJ!
2nd guy: I am a VJ!
3rd guy: I am a BJ!
1st & 2nd guy: what? BJ?
3rd guy: "BALD JOE"

Girl’s Hrt Is Lke WATER,
Boy’s Hrt Is Lke MOBILE
Either Water Falls On Mobile
(Or)
Mobile Fals In Water,
Watt Mobile Ki Lagegi

Do you know the difference between a wife and a girl friend???
wife is like a Demand Draft trust worthy all the time,
girl friend is like a cheque,which may bounce at any time.

Brucelee’s Favourites:
Favourite Vegetable: Mu-Lee.
Favourite Breakfast: Id-Lee.
Favourite Animal: Bilee,
Favourite Actor: Chame-Lee.
Favourite Music: Qawwa-Lee,
Favourite Timepaas: Khuj-Lee…

When you said, "I love you,"
I went over the moon.
My heart sang its glory,
The stars sang in tune.

As when with a word
God brought forth light,
So with these words
You ended my night.

There are two types of

people in this world:

good and bad.

The good sleep better,

but the bad seem to enjoy

the waking hours much more.

As a Friend, I asked you stone, you gave me Statue,
I asked you Leaf, You gave me a Flower,
I asked your hanky for my tears but you gave your hand.
Really you are "DEAF".

THE THING I LIKED ABOUT U MOST THAT U R SO SENTIMENTAL BUT 10% SENTI AND 90%MENTAL

Friendship
is not
just a word ..

Not
merely a
relationship ..

Its a
silent promise
which says ..


I will be
a headache for u
alwayz...!

What will be the name of Akshay Kumar at the age of 47 years.
Answer:- AK-47

If i send a forward will it b forwarded enough so that the forward is forwarded back to d forwarder forwardly? See dis forward is being forwarded now.

HABIT never goes
if u remove H
A-BIT remains
If u remove A
BIT remains and
IF u remove B
It still remains.
So my habit of
scrapping u
will never go.

You can impress anybody by your style Attitude. Talent Intelligence & if that is not enough then just say them I am Aji "FRIEND"..!

Why is a bachelor skinny
and a married man fat?
-The Bachelor comes
home, takes one look at
what's in the refrigerator,
and goes to bed.
-The Married man
comes home,takes one
look at what's in the bed
and goes to refrigerator!

4Ur SMS is brkfast 4 me,ur SMS is lunch 4 me,ur SMS is diner 4 me BUT my dear friend,today is not my Upvas then why r u not sending SMS 2 me

U can control ur breadth,not ur death.
u can control ur life but not wife...
u can control emotions.....but not
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loose motions..ha ha