Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 58

Students r more genious thn tchrs.......coz tchrs complete their syllabus in 1 yr n stdnt in jst 1 day

Teeth said 2 Tongue"If i jst press ulittle hard, u wil get cut.Tongue replied:"If i misuse 1 word againstsome1,then all the 32 of u wil comeout at once"

BeautiFul Lines Written Outside PETROL PUMPS in China-

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"Avoid GIRLFRIEND & Save Pertol"

CID agn..!
khich khich dur karne ke liye hai vicks,




khich khich dur karne ke liye hai vicks,




CID mein sabse bada gadha hai FREDRICKS..!

1st 3 months
Perfume & Flowrs


Aftr 3 yrs
Baby Powdr,Cream, Lotion


Aftr 30 yrs

Vicks & Tiger baam n medicines ;->

Promise me that we'll always be great buddies.
U r da root,I'm da Ground.U r da sun,I'm da brightness.U r da Joy,I'm
da Love & I'm da Tree & u r da MONKEY!!!

Life is a test,
Thus say the rest,
For me its best,
As I live in zest,
Knowing I have now you,
The best,tested friend abreast!

Old concept:"Do or die".New concept:"Do before u die".Latest contest:"Don't die until u do".Our concept:"WHAT TO DO!?!?!".Good nite

GYAN OF D MILLENIUM-
A woman will always forgive & forget.. But she'll never let u forget that she had forgiven & forgotten.. :-P

Never make Ur frenz feel alone whil U r on Earth...Disturb dem as mch as U cn...Lt dem feel ur presnce..!!Show dem U r DAMM ALIVE..!!Lik I alwys do...

I like da way u r, plz dont change! Snd dis 2 evry1 u lyk,evn me if u lyk me.If u gt bk,3=u r a gud frnd,4=sum1 luvs u,5+= sum1 is prayn God 2 marry u.

Ten kids jumped into swimming pool.. Suddenly, all water disappears?? y?? Think.. Think na.. New huggies ultra absorbes all!!Kuchi kuchi koo ;-)

Luv a gal bt dnt tuch her bdy,if u tuch da bdy u'l bcum a papa..snd dis msg 2 al ur frens 2 cntrl India populatn.
'JAI HIND'

Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl

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Excuse me !!

Identification of Students1.Books in bags-BANGALORE 2.Books in hands-DELHI 3.Rolled books in jeans-MUMBAI 4.No books but mobile in hand-KOLKATA We ROCK:-)

(G)rapes
(O)range
sapp(O)ta
(D)ates
(M)ango
p(O)megranate
st(R)awber ry
water-melo(N)
p(I)neapple
ba(N)ana
(G)uava
Have a FRUITY Day

Imagine.. Urself in a boat which is sinking,
sharks n crocodiles all around u!
What can u do 2 save urself???


oye budhbak...
very simple "stop IMAGINING"!!

Wat wil u do in 2012 if a Tsunami Approaches U..Panic? Run?? No. Stand Courageously & Just Sing... "Nirma...Nirma...Washing Powder Nirma.."

Boy:
Boys are always more intelligent than girls
Girl:
Any proof?
Boy:
We always say intelliGENTS, have u ever heard telling intelliLADIES..??;-)

Ur Aim in Life should b "54321"
Shocked na!
5-Five Figure Salary.
4-Four Wheeler Vehicle.
3-Three Bedroom Flat.
2-Two Cute Children.
1-One Smart Life Partner.

Who is D laziest
person in D world?
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ans: Who invented D SNOOZE option in alarm...

In France LOVE is a Comedy In England
LOVE is a Tragedy In Italy
LOVE is a Wonder In Germany
LOVE is a Drama but In India
LOVE is a National Game for Boys.

Birds luv u...
Monkys luv u...
Hippos luv u...
Girrafe luv u...
Chimpnze luv u..
PLEASE.............
RETURN to ZOO They all miss U!!

I Saw A Dream Last Nite, Only U & Me, U Know What Happened?? U Were Looking So Inocent.. Bcoz I Was Eating Maggi & U Were Saying- "1 Chammach dede..."

Buying a notebook- Rs 30 Getting a refil- Rs 6 pencil- Rs 2. but the joy of not finishin assignment n standin out...Priceless !!Dere r sum things money can't buy.....

Pundit apni Sexy behen k kamre mein gaya

Wahan Usko 1 'plastic ka lund' mila

Vo dekh k Pundit

khushi se chillaya:

Achcha

Toh yeh hota hai


"Bhen ka Lauda"

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

leave application
oh my teacher! when i come rain start chum chum..... leg my phisla gira mai dham
bag was neeche uper was hum isliye for 2 days I cannot come

not every flower represents love..bt rose did..
not every tree can stand thirst..bt cactus did...
not every monkey can read sms..bt hey u did it...

Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
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the chappals u lost at the temple