Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 59

Difference between a man falling from 1st floor & a man falling from 10th floor-
Former goes DHAP AAAAAAAAAA....
&
Later goes AAAAAAAA DHAP! ;)

An Excellent Road sentence written on National Highway:
'Go Slow,
Unless U Have An Urgent Appointment With God!'

my wife has got split personalities and i hate both of them

Pls ignore this msg, if u're married, commited or havin an affair....
.... Happy independence day.... !!!!

Read very slowly:-

You are a que tea, love lee, grey ate, one nest,
at track thief, cheer fool, soup pub & you are my most press yes fry end?..
House dhat !!!!!

Fact1: You can not lick your shoulder with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ........ Immediately after Marriage!!

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?
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Think litte.
Dont know.
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A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can’t jump!

SECRET OF WINTER LIFE: Morning:-Two EGGS with MILK..! Evening:-Two PEG with CHIPS..! & Night:-Two LEGS with LIPS..! Enjoy WINTER wth my TIPS..Happy winter.

While creating guys god promised gals dat gud and ideal bf will be found in al the croners of the world


and he made the earth round

Plz Send Ur Full Size

Colour PHOTO GRAPH

s Soon s Possible

I Really Need It s I'm Making

A Collection Of
"God's Top10 Mistakes"


:D

Love is our Dividend

Children are our Bonus Issues

Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment

Experience is our Premium Account

The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.

The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award

Height of technical overdose:-
A software engineer slips from the roof of the building and shouts F1! F1! F1! instead of HELP!!!! HELP!!! HELP!!
Funny engineers!!!!????

2day i learn something abt human nature. No matter how regularly U msg sum1, U wont get response but if its an unknown no. Every1 will erspond

My cell had accident with MOTOROLA,
Admit in LG hospital,
SAMSUNG nagar.
Dr.Nokia says matter is serious.
SMS Needed.
so plz Donate some SMS urgently.

TO BE SURE IF HITTING D TARGET IN UR LIFE
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SHOOT FIRST
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& WATEVER U HIT
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CALL IT D TARGET!!!
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THATS CALLED ATTITUDE! ;-)

Great people talk about things.
Small people talk about other people.
And legends never talk they send sms

the longest word in english pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis(45 letters),it's a disease name occuring in lungs.

?The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?

Awesome Thoughts...Nvr hold ur FARTS in Ass.
They travel up ur spine,into ur brain n dats where u get shitty ideas from So blast to glory.

Principles of student life.
Love your bed, Its your temple.
Relax in the days, so that you can sleep at night.
Books are holy, so dont touch.

Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime and never let go till we're gone." Titanic"

Today is chocolate day,
Dairy milk 4 love,
Perk for friends,
Kit Kat for best friends,
Polo for hatred,
And mentos for cool persons,
what do you choose 4 me,
Reply is must...

If by any chance the girl you like, likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..

7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.

An old man’s T Shirt Quote

“I am not 60…
I am 16 with 44 years of EXPERIENCE”

Think Different, Problems common to all but Attitude makes Difference.

Theory of relativity......
The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...
Rule 1: Even if you got her out alone... Just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend (I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)
Corollary to rule

Do u know what does the computer
think of you when u sit in front
of it
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INTEL Inside….
IDIOT Outside

The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-

1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
3.Have a bad hair day

Soooooo… simple but so attractive.
So.. enlightning but so cool.
So moving but so still.
So… quite but so popular.
So romantic but still single.





It’s the tragedy of MOON!!!

1.All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with u and ruin your money, health and leave u a total wreck.

2. The more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad will hate u

3. The love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you