Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 60

todays gem quote: A beautiful girl is like a dirty thousand rupee note!
u don't know how many used it but u still want it

IN NEW ZEALAND THERE IS A BABY BORN


HIS WEIGHT IS 80 KG .... IT INCREASED UPTO 280 KG




IN 15 DAYS




INCREDIBLE BUT TRUE


ANSWER;;;;;;;BECOZ BABY WAS AN ELEPHANT

If you're cute, you can call me baby.
If you're nice, you can call me sweetie
But if you're hot, you can call me tonight

Don't Mess With Me Coz I Know Kung-Fu,Karate,Boxing,Ninja & Other Kind Of Dangerous WORDS....

what did a handsome do say to a beautiful bitch on a candle light dinner
near romantic river in the open moonlight.
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"BHOW BHOW"
what else it can say!!!

When Snake is alive, Snake eats Ants.
When Snake is dead, Ants eat Snake.
Time can turn at any time.
Don't neglect anyone in your life........ ...

My uncle lost his dog last week.
I said why don''t you put an advertisement in newspaper?
Uncle replied: Don't be silly, my dog can't read newspaper..

Never make the same mistake twice,
There are so many new ones,
Try a different one each day.

Height of OHH SHIT LIKE Situation; A guy takes blade n writes his girlfriend name on his forearms & makes a spelling mistake

har taraf khamosiyo ka saya hai jindagi me pyar kisne paya hai hum to jhumte hai sanam aapki yaad me jamana kahta hai aaj phir pi ke aaya hai.

An intelligent employee`s prayer-
Lord! Please give me WISDOM to understand my boss and PATIENCE to deal with his moods.

Don`t give me STRENGTH otherwise I`ll kill him

Very Important Health Tips:
Please Don’t Eat
Pizzas,
Samosay,
Sandwich,
Ice Cream,
Chocolate,
And
Dahi Barray.
Without,
ME…
OK?

IMP msg 2day is THAMAS ADISION Bday so pls send wished 2 al TUBE LIGHTS.. NW i already sent to 1 tube light and done my job, U continue

law of conversion of knowledge, according to this law, knowledge before the lecture and after the lecture always remains constant.....

Do u know the full form of ABCDEFG? ItsA Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl now reverse the order :GFEDCBA Girls Forget Everything Done and Catches (new)Boy Again!!!

Plz Don’t See New Indian Movie
""3 IDIOTS""
Bcoz Us Main Aap Ko
Nahi Liya Giya.

We All Protest Against This
Bcoz You Are The Most Deservng Idiot
Existing Today:-)

Why is a Lecturer greater as compared to a Mother???
.
.
Coz a Mother can put only 1 child to sleep..
.
.
But a Lecturer can put a whole class to sleep!!!! ;-)

What is the seceret of my energy?
Boost? No
Horlics? No
Money? No
Fame No
Then what?


A sweet SMS from U.

Getin close,
ol d rose,
i chose,
d rose,
4 who ol i knows,
bt chose,
d bst 4 those,
who r close,
n u knws,
i dnt wana lose,
u ,bcose,
u r swt n ma bst frnd of-cose,
n putin maslf at ur toes,
i pro-pose,
u.. 'Wil u b my dost 4eva??'
Cz lyf s incmplte w/o frns..:-)

HPY PROPOSE DAY

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

Difference between poetry and lecture .
Poetry: Something said by a girl friend
Lecture: Same thing said by a wife

Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.

Today is RECHARGING DAY!
So recharge my cell with any of d following-
Rs 20- Nice frd
Rs 50- Sweet frd
Rs 150- Cute frd
Rs 250- Gud frd
Rs 500- Best frd
AB DIKHAO DOSTI ;-)

When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!

While at the college Santa happened to watch the notice board. It reads: Invites suggestions for the modification of Ladies Room. Santa writes under - Let the men Permit to Enter

"Some people join the army because they are single & they love WAR."
"Others join the army because they are married & they love PEACE"
:-)

when u r happy and sitting on the rocks,
Remove your shoes n smell your socks!!

When u have done something worng
N ur in trouble ....go to ur parents
for sound advice.

You'll get ...99% sound and 1% advice!

why should planet earth should be protected??
ans:coz its the only planet which have girls!!!
SAVE EARTH

sorry 4 not sending sms 4 sm days.Actully police arrested me 4 killing a girl, i didn,t kill her i just asked ........................will u marry me?