Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 7

similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL:
In both case people sit, waste time and writes on walls!
:-)

Boy Did The Mistake,
Girl Shoutd At Him,
Boy Said, Sorry

Girl Did The Mistake,
Boy Shoutd At Her,
Girl Start Cryng,
Boy Said Sorry

Face your problems don’t Facebook them.
Treat your issues don’t Tweet them.
Your social network may be online,
but your troubles don’t have to be!

What is *FACEBOOK*?
F=FAKE ID
A=AWARENESS
C=CHEAT
E=EARNESTY
B=(BEST
O=ONE KIND
O=OF
K=KICK)

Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!

70% of College studnts in d world r sufferin 4m AIDS. Can't blive, Bt itz true...!



AIDS: Attendnce & Internal Marks Deficiency Syndrom

ANY TIME
ANY PROBLEM
ANY HELP
JUST
GIVE ME
ONE MISS CALL
I will
"give u
another
"miss call"

and we"ll play
miss call miss call..:-

My eyes r filled with full of Tear..
My heart burned with fire.
When u called me as a ' BROTHER '.

In the cruel world it's very difficult to find a friend with beautiful feelings,

pure heart, smart personality and stylish looks so don't lose me.

Heart of Boy is like a temple! Holy,Truthful,Pure…. Thats why,when boys say:- I LOVE YOU, Girls remove their slippers…!!!

Sorry for distrubing you at this time...
if you are free now...
if you in good mood now....
if you have no work...
then please delete this message.

Every Girl Wants A Guy
Who Hugs Her When They're Watching A Scary Or Romantic Movie,
Who Gives Her His Jacket Even When He Himself Is Feeling Cold,
Who Will Always Be The One To Make Her Laugh,
Most Importantly He Will Love Her For Who She Is !
That Guy Is What Google Calls "No Result Found" ..

Lab work
Experiment no: 1
Aim: to disturb you.
Apparatus: mobile.
Procedure: 1) missed call. 2) Blank message. 3) Repeat 1& 2.
Result: you are disturbed.
Effect: I am happy.

A perfect girl
Doesn't bother,
Doesn't shout,
Doesn't flirt with others,
Doesn't lies,
Doesn't cheat,
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And
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Doesn't exists :p

Clappinggg!!

Boy ASks A Girl :

"How Would You Prefer
...Our Date To Be ..

A Coffee Over A Chat

Or

A Chat Over Coffee ..."

Announcement in a college:
Students who have parked their vehicles in front of the gate. plz move their vehicles to the parking area!!

after 30 mints another announcements:
the 400 students who went to move 10 vehicles plz come back to the classes!


thats college life.

Main kho gya hun tumhare pyar me tum b kho jao..

Translation in English:

"I'm lost in ur luv, U also "GET LOST"

DHOOM 3
Jhohn, Rhritk and Amir on BIKE
Wid speed of 200km/hr
&
.
Rajanikant overtakes them
Wid Bicycle n says
"Beta Save Fuel Use cycle":)

!- Merit Of Being Single -!
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You Can Change Your Imaginary Lover Whenever You Want

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
Then...
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

10yr Income: Teachr-25lakh Engg-50lakh IAS-70L Dr-1cr Nirmal baba-238cr Ramdev baba-1177cr satya sai-4000cr CHOOSE CAREER CAREFULLY......Tyago ghar baar Chalo HARIDWAR

Two Best Advices For Safe Life :
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1. Always Speak The Truth, No Matter How Bitter Harsh It Is ..
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2. Run Immediately After Saying It..:)

finally, its gonna be a dream come true for girls
Dreaming for a man to come on a white horse!
All thanks to the petrol price hike!

A poem only for you:
Inky pinky ponkey
message reader DONKEY.
Reader very angry
Sender very HAPPY!
Inky pinky ponky
Msg reader donkey...!

Universal truth:
We learnt that Sun rises in the east.


Fact:
Sun neither rises nor sets.Only sun rotates.
Moral:
Education spoils our Common sense.

I saw it with my eyes
but
couldn't understand it..
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took it in my hand
but
couldn't
understand it..!
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Thought for a long time
but
didn't understand it..
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It is not a dream..
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It is not love..
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It is not even friendship..
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It was
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"The Question Paper"

Choosing a career is like choosing a wife from 10 girls.
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… Even if you pick the most beautiful, intelligent, kindest woman.
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There’s still pain of losing the other 9…

LECturers keep telling us v have 2 work twice as hard as d previous semister
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wat dey dont realise is dat
0*2 is still to 0..!!!

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It’s Like Waiting For A Boat At The Airport…..!

A mans feeling


it feels like a mini heart attack
when i dont find my mobile in my pocket
&
Its almost like heart fail
when i see it in my girlfriends hand .