Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 62

Most interesting lines on T shirt of a girl,
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Exuse me!
My face is 6 inch above, from the place u r looking at.

Rule for Managers: If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.

If Gandhiji would have ever thought about insurance industry
then definitely he would have put a 4th monkey with hands on his ASS.

Q - What's The Definition Of Women?
Ans - Someone Who Talks For Hours
While Standing At The Door
But Won't Sit
Because Of Lack Of Time !! :-);-)

Attitude Of A 'STUDENT'

"This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me. How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper. I'll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me" =P =D

she: all my life i have been saving my kisses for a men like you.
he:- So you are ready to lose the savings of lifetime.

Fact 1-A cigarette reduces a man's life by 5mins.
Fact 2-Smile increases a man's life by 10mins.
MORAL-A smiling smoker never dies.
:)

Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W??

Because All Quetions In The World Start With W..

Such As

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?

U hav cute eyes,

U hav sweet voice,

U hav beautifull nose,

U hav smart look,

U hav sharp brain.


Ohh teri di ! Phir galat numbr te snd ho geya...!

3 ways 2 kill urself:
1)hav a cigarate daily, u'll die 10 years early...
2)hav drinks daily, u'll die 30 years early...
3)Love someone "TRULY" u'll die daily...

I feel the feel u feel,do u feel the feel i feel?If u feel the feel i feel, i too feel the feel u feel. So u dnt feel my dear

Which is the longest Toilet in the world?Answer: Indian railway trackbecause we can use it from kanyakumari to kashmir.Proud to be an Indian.

How do you know a man is planning for the future?
He buys 2 cases of beer instead of the 1.

The top 5 answer given by girls when proposed 1)No 2)How dare u 3)I always looked u like a gud frd 4)I dont belive in love 5)Sorry I Love ________

Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher.
But behind a failed student.....

A beautiful teacher !!!

Most interesting lines on T Shirt of a College Girl
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E X C U S E ME
My FACE is ABOVE ;-)

Ther r 3 rooms 1.Gold Coins 2.Curency Notes 3.Cotton Bags If d 3 rooms catches FIRE. On which room will d ambulance pour water? Rply soon I m waiting.

A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" ;)

Try this Game :

Take ur Mobile, select vibrate mode & put in water & call from landline,

Ur mobile will start swimming!
It's a jolly game..
Plz Plz try it

One Of D
Intellignt
Monkey
Missing
In
Zoo.!
Its Name Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is!
Dont Worry
It Is Not U,
Bcoz
It Is Intelligent

In India we have only postman and not postwoman. Because woman takes 9 months for delivery.

Friends I am collecting Gandhi’s photos.
Please give your contribution to my collection.
A small condition is, It must be on
100, 500 or 1000 rupees note only.

ULTRA HEIGHT OF LAZYNESS-
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SLEEPING & DREAMING..
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In DREAMING also SLEEPING!!!

A BAD NEWS FOR ALL YOUNG GALS & GUYS-
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Dear, This Valentine is coming on Sunday!!
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Ab kya bol k ghar se nikloge???
Ha Ha!!
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Enjoy this Valentine with ur family.

Archimede's love principle-
Wen a heart is dipped partially or fully in d love of a girl, then d loss in studies is equal to time spent in her memories.. ;-)

If u luv sum1 truly, then recharge my mobile vd atleast Rs 50/-
& u'll get married to ur luv!!
Dont ignore! Its working!!
At least try!! ;-)

Wats d difference between Talent & Intelligence??
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Getting up early in d morning daily is Talent..
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Not trying such nonsense thing is Intelligence.. ;-)

Congratulation!!! You are awarded da degree of MBA for not sending sms MBA Means

"Member of Bhikari(Beggar) Association"

Forward this to All other MBA's.

things go rite wen u walk on the path of heart but if u don't do so well dont worry untill u r thrown out of the house

Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

Really touching na?
I almost cried;->