Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 63

Slogan written on a bald man's T-shrt GOD MADE SUM PERFECT HEADS ON D REST HE PUT HAIR 2 HIDE HIS MISTAKE

Sign Above A Classroom Clock:
"This clock will Never be Stolen,
Coz too Many Students are Watching it"

I Know Alcohol's bad..But I take alcohol only on days startin wit "T" tuesday&thursday& today,tomorrow, taturday, tunday&every tingle day!

Alcohol contains female hormones
PROOF: after drnkng....
1male talk unnecessarily,
2.become over emotional
3.drive badly
4.stop thinking
5.Fight 4 nothing

We are good friends because
u think I am sweet
and
I think u r sweet,

U think I am nice
and
I think u are nice,

You think I am smart
and
I think you are right:

sms lab work

aim:to disturb you

apparatus:cell

procedure
1:missed call
2:blank msg
3:repeat 1&2

result : u r disturbed .

side effect : i am disturbed

The Day I Die n Exit from dis pathetic life 4ever,
do buy sum nice beautiful flowers 4 me,
from d money which u r saving by not messaging me,
so keep in touch

Full forms of SAREE
Sexy
Airful
Room of
Entertainment
Excitement

Full forms of BRA
Ball
Resting
Area

Full forms of PANTIE
Pull down
At
Night
To
Internal
Enjoy

70% College students in d World r sufferring from AIDS!!!
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Can't believe??
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But its true!!
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AIDS
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A- Attendance &
I- Internal marks
D- Deficiency
S- Syndrome!

Being Singal Is Cool
No Worrying Abt Any1,No Obligations & Best Of All,No Heartaches

Bt U Know What?

If U'll Never Get Ur Heart Broken,U'll Never Learn 2 Love

Unlucky In Love Are The Luckiest One

They Always Have A Chance

To Switch Their Love

From One Person To Another . . . .

My eyes r full of uncontrollable tears
Bcoz you are far away from me.
I wish you were near me today
To cut these onions instead of me.

"she is HOT!
She is SWEET!
she is always need a LIP 4kiss!
All world MAD 4her!
WHO?
Who is she?
Do u know?.........."TEA"
chai piyo mast jiyo.....

Ek Company k CEO ne muje challenge dete hue kaha

"Agar tum meri Beti ko pata lo to My apni Company ka naam badal dunga."

Fir kya hua


HUTCH is now VODAFONE.

Friend r like pillow,
U can hug it in happiness,
Cry on it in pain & lay head on it when tired
So when u need friend, Don't disturb me
Bazaar se pilow khrid lena..

Advertisement in a shop.
Guitar, for sale: Cheap? no strings attached.

Ek machchhar marne se,
koi shikari nahi ho jata.
Do char MESSAGE karne se,
koi bhikhari nahi ho jata...
...So keep messaging

Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife...
If somebody else describes her to you.

Do u know the basic diff
btwn luv & exam !

love : you ve so many thought bt u can't expres .

Exam : you don't ve a single thought still u have 2 expres it,

The most unfulfilled desire of all science students... ...Newton should have sat under coconut tree instead of an apple tree......

@@ Thought of the Day @@


Dont Trust Ur Heart...........
Bcze Its Not On The Right Side......

It's Sad For A Girl
To Reach An Age When
Men Consider Her

CHARMLESS

But

Its Worse For A Man
To Reach An Age When
Girl Considers Him

HARMLESS ...

Life is Beautiful...
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*Conditions Apply.
Excluding All Taxes.

We pronounce
21 as twenty one
31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
Y not 11 as onety one...?
Doubt by UKG last bench association....!

As per the weather reports,there is a chance for heavy rain across karnataka for the next 2 days.Use this rare opportunity!
Dont miss this chance "TAKE BATH"....

Best error message of the century.....!!!!

An error shown by a computer:
No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue... ;->

Finally I woke up!
Who ever wants to wsh me Happy Morning, can do soon!
Plz maintain Que!
Dont push each other & fight!
Tokens available till 11.59 am..
CRAZY FANS!! ;-)

If You Think
Your Boss Is
"S t u p i d ..."




Remember!!





You Would Not Get The Job
If He Was Smarter..... =P ;)

lip+lip=kiss
kiss+kiss=love
love+love=sex
sex+sex=children
children+children=population. population is a great problem in our country. so be careful.

An Idea Can Change Your Life
But,

A Woman can change your IDEA..
So,

Always change
Women to change Ideas

WHAT AN IDEA SIR JEE...