Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 64

Bachelors life is like 'Airtel':
Aisi azadi aur kahan.

After engagment its like 'Spice':
Spice hai to life hai.
&
after Marriag its like 'Reliance':
Apki duniya biwi ki mutti mei.

After a child its 'Hutch':
Wher ever u go network follows.

After old age its like 'BSNL':
Not reachable

Do u knw why ppl say tht u dnt feel sleepy wen u r in LOVE ?
Coz for the 1st time u find REALITY more beautiful than ur DREAMZZ

Engineers can do anythng:
eg:- Prove 1=2.
Soln: Let x=y
Then v can write
2x-x=2y-y
=>2x-2y=x-y
=>2(x-y)=x-y
=>2=1
B-)
maths ka satyanash...!!!

Premika: Aisa Letter Likh Sajna, Meri Umar Beet Jaye Padhne Me...

Premi: (!=0!> xE'?1!!:e'* a?>#"e!%;>;=>,e=*?#.P(p+>!* Le Padhle...

Great studnts like us work on the principle of rocket….
not bcoz v aim for da skies but coz v dont start studying unless our tail is on fire..

U can b
A doct & save lives
A lawyer &defend lives
A soldr & protect lives

But y 2 play wit others life?
Simply bcom an Engineer & screw up ur own life!!!

"We are just friends"

Girls use this sentence when they want to start the relation.

Boys use it when they want to end the relation. ;-)

a new way of proposing to a girl...

just say that i dont want my son to follow your daughter as am following you


lets make them

"brother and sister"

-PJ-
BRUCE LEE was a great Man!
Bt after his Sister gav birth 2 a Child, he bcame an Ordinary Person!

Y?

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Bcz he bcame
"MAMU-LEE"

can u read this
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
no na!!
coz u r feeling sleepy.
slep well.
drm abt da person whom u luv

Be Happy Today Just Enjoy today
Freak Out Today Live frely today
Have Fun today
bcoz Who Knows

You Might Fall in Love 2mrow?
U loose al these.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.....
jaante ho kyu?
Kyunki-












us moorakh ko waha se girna tha!!

Importance of thumb
Child use it 4 sucking
Illiterate ppl use for stamp
Winners for victory
And my fans use it for reading my m=sgs
Oh you tooo ;)

promise me
jaan
true frnd
i,m the heart
u r tha beat
i m water
u r fish
i m the moon
u r the star
i m the tree
u r the monkey...
ok

Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both r pregnant!
Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both!

Meaning Of PYAAR?

Its A Group Of FRiends Sitting Around A Table In A BAR...
Saying...
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"P-YAAR" . . .

Great door signs:
Gynecologist: Dr Jones at your cervix.
Septic tank truck: Yesterday's meals on wheels.
Plumber's office: We repair what ur husband fixed.
Tire shop: Invite us to ur next blowout.
Electrical shop: Let us remove ur shorts.
Maternity room: Push, Push, Push.

Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life.
Without You Life Is Cloudy.
You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land.
Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?

The Most TRUST Fact ever

We are Remembered only when we are needed
As it goes in the saying
A candle comes in mind only during power cut

If someone asks me whom do I love the Most?
I would sit next to you, put my arms around you and say proudly…
I Love Animals.
Specially This Monkey.

Film Lagaan by Rajnikant

Climax scene : 1 Ball 24 Runs needed
Bowler balls, Rajnikant hits, balls splits in 4 Pieces
All pieces goes for 6’s in different direction
India : Wins

Yenna Rascala
MIND IT !!!!!

Love is DEBIT CARD ,Life is CREDIT CARD,Wife is VISA CARD,Lover is ATM card BUT FRIENDSHIP is WARRANTY CARD keep is safe.

Whats the best machine known to engineering students..?
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Xerox machine..!

r u a high scoring student ?
bored of getting gud marks ?
try ENGINEERING


marks se no marks
ab sach me possible.
fark dekhiye sirf 1 sem me !!!

My phone has been injured by HUTCH dog on RELIANCE road, near TATA town. So, I have no an IDEA to admit it in AIRTEL hospital. Dr NOKIA examined it and said that it need SMS. Soo Donate SMS.

When faith starts 2 tremble,
when hope starts 2 sink,
when abilities get doubted,
when decisions get questioned,
then it means u must b doing ENGINEERING...!

a-what is god?
b-to know the answer,you have to go to the god.....
a-how?
b-very simple . . . . .just try this. . .. close your eyes and walk on the sea. . .

LOVE is AIRTEL?
Express yourself.
MARRIAGE is IDEA?
An idea can change your life.
WIFE is HUTCH?
Where u go follows.
but
FRIENDSHIP is NOKIA?
CONNECTING PEOPLE

Check wt ur blood grp symbolizes:
A+-Gd leadrshp
A-ve-Hardwrkn
B+-Cn giv up fr othrs
B-ve-Lazy ppl
O+ve&
O-ve-born 2 help
AB+ve,AB-ve-Vry dificlt 2 undstnd dem.

Torch in the hand of a blind.
Radio in the hand of a deaf.
Mike in the hand of a dumb.
Mobile in the hand of a donkey.
What a crazy world!