Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 65

dear frinedz... dont rum behind a bus or a girl in any situation in your life....
coz
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after a minute another will come...

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

You Should Always Dream Big ...


And



For That You Should


Sleep Quite Often ... ;)

Interviewer:Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon?
Santa:Brother & Sister
Inter:How?
Santa:Earth Darthi mata n Moon Chanda Mama.

Why to Buy a Pillow ?

A Friend Is Like A Pillow,

You Can Hug When You Are In Trouble,

Cry On When You Are In Pain And

Embrace When You Are Happy,

So Remember When You Need A Friend

Buy A Pillow..

English teacher: "one cute n young girl is walking on the road." change this into an exclamatory sentence: "Aila, ITEMM!!!"

What is Fashion Designing? Too many Brains Working On Too Little Clothes With Too Many Little Ideas On How To Cover Too Little Areas!!

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity

MY WAY OF LIFE .
People Laugh Because i am Different, .
And i Laugh Because They Are All the Same, .
That's Called ‘ATTITUDE’…
“LIVE IT YOUR OWN WAY”

What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART? Both have space for 1 more clown...

SUCCESS FORMULA

Sleep 8 Hours..

Work 8 Hours..

&

Mak Sure dt dey r Nt d

"Same Hours"..!!

The next Generation poem

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE BEER
HOW I WONDER WHAT A BAR
QUARTER RATES ARE UP SO HIGH
DRINK A PEG WITH CHICKEN FRY.

There is always a light at the end of a tunnel..Just Hope its not a train

A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised.!! ;-)

Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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!!!Call Customer Care & Enjoy

Rajanikanth is remaking TITANIC with some changes..
In d climax HE doesn't die
but SWIMS across d Ocean..
with Heroine in one hand 'n


TITANIC on d other...!

your sms is electrical activity of my heart
your miss call is beat of my heart
your call is blood circulation of my heart
so, please keep activate my heart

Why do Girls eat Chocolates after a break up?
Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up.

Why do Guys drink after break up?
Bitterness of alcohal makes them forget the Sweetness of the girl.

He+She= love.
he+she+love= marriage.
he+she+love+marriage= child.
he+she+love+marriage+child= family.
AND
he+she+love+mar.+child+family= Problem.
So my dear friend
EAST OR WEST
SINGLE LIFE IS THE BEST.

There are two things men really want women to do in a hurry.

Dress

&

Undress!

Keep…………………IN TOUCH WITH ME…..
OTHERWISE……………………….1 2 3 4 5 6
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ALL……….UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!

The stock market is weird thing.

Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they are smart.

Old concept:
“Do or Die”

New concept:
“Do b4 u die”

Latest concept:
“Don’t die, until u do”.

"I THOUGHT U WERE BUSY SO DIDNT WANT TO DISTURB U!"
This is d main reason behind most broken relations so keep disturbing those whom u nvr wanna lose in ur life!! :-)

2 years of fun and joyful college life
comes to an end in a few months,
there after
no silly jokes in middle of class,
no bunking ,
no cultural fun,
no bits to pass,
no stupid talks in class.

6 promises 2 b taken before choosing engineering....
1.i hate rest....
2.i've already enjoyed ma life in childhood....
3.i love tension...
4.i dont want 2 spend time with ma family and friends....
5.i love 2 work in sundays and holidays....
and finally...


6.i want to take revenge on myself....

Tell me why are you avoiding me these days?
Have I did anything wrong?
Keep in touch with me at least these few days,
yes its really hurting
your sweet friend
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“books”

I like people like u who like
others like me & make the others like me
to like others like u.
Think again & again.
There’s a wonderful meaning in it

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind

today is sorry day..
if ever i was angry wit u...
if every i misbehaved, dont hesitate...


just slap urself....
it must be ur mistake coz am basically a very good boy...