Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 66

Must work on Gandhi Jayanti; Gandhiji said Work is Workship, and we enjoy holiday on his birthday.

People laugh @ me, because i am different & i laugh @ them because they R all Same. That's called attitude. Life is yours,U Live it in Ur own..

please pass this sms to all ur friends. a person with blood group o+ve urgently needs two bottles....




of kinger fisher beer (chilled)with the chips and touchings...
contact me....

I`m astounded by people who want to know the universe when it`s hard enough to find your way around China town.

Man wishes to fly like a bird, sing klike cuckoo, dance like a peacock,swim like a fish,But man dosnt wish to live like a man"

A Mistake Increase Ur Experience & Experience Decrease Ur Mistakes…
You Learn From Ur Mistakes & Other Will Learn From Ur Success…

Be “SUCCESSFUL” Always

3 Places Where A HumaN CaNNot Die??

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THINK

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Take Ur Time

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No aNswer??

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1.HeaveN

2.Hell

3.STAR PLUS'S SERIALS

U are Sweet like TOM,
Cute like JERRY,
Naughty like BUGS BUNNY,
Strong like POPEYE,
Innocent like Tweety,
In short,
U are Complete CARTOON

THE worlds best feeling comes when we see a wonderful question paper in the exam hall and we smile at each other and say..


Dude tis paper s also out!!!

Empty pockets never held anybody back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.

1 day all girls of earth went 2 God n askd
who is d most loving smart n honest boy?
All d girls returnd 2 earth wid a question
Who is Imtiyaz?

A GHOST SAID TO ANOTHER GHOST DO YOU BELEIVE IN MAN...SO ANOTHER GHOST SAID NAHI YAAR YE SAB BEKAAR KI BATAIN HAI...

If u feel little bored, little sick, little sad or lost, u know whats wrong? u r suffering from lack of vitamin 'ME' so stay in touch with me.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

A true apology has parts...

1-I am sorry...

2-Its my fault...

3-What can i do to make it right?
Most of the time we miss the 3rd point...

a women is like a beer. they smell good,they look good,you'd step over your own mother just to get one!but you can't stop at one. you wanna drink another women.

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Sending U photo copy of your BRAIN.

the 'Results of anger' is more painful than the 'Reason of anger.'
so think once before getting angry because 'of someone 'n' on someone'.

Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you....where are u stupid pyjamas.....!

God's blessings come as a surprise but how much u receive depends on how much ur heart believes!
May u b blessed beyond ur expectations!!
HAPPY DATTA JAYANTI :-)

KNOWLEDGE is-
>An Understanding dt Tomato is a Fruit & Nt a Vegetable!
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WISDOM is-
>Knowing Not to Add Tomato in Fruit Salad!

Yesterday in my dreams, all my books were singing a song!
Guess which one??
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Zara zara touch me touch me touch me!
Zara zara hold me hold me hold me!!! ;-)

This Might Sound Stupid Infact Its True:

N0 Matter Hw C0stly Ur Undrwear Is,
U Can Nevr Wear It 0utside

RULES For SUCCESS:
Rule1: Dont Tel Anyone All U Know
Rule2: I cant Tel U dis Rule Coz I m following Rule1

NON SMOKERS- I hate cigarette! So I dont touch it!
SMOKER- I too hate cigarette! So I BURN IT!!
ATTITUDE MATTERS!! ;-)

take 1 spoon of sugar & put inur eyes!



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arre baba for "sweet Dreams"
If u want spicy dreams,
then try Mirchi Powder:)

"Old Age" is Wen U Start Turning Off Lights 4 Economical Reasons..
Rather than 4 Romantic Ones..

What to do when whole world is on one side and you are on opposite? Simple!Just turn back and you will be leader of whole world! Work smart,not hard

Class Rooms R Like Train
1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches
Reserved For VIP
Middle 2 R General Compartment
N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!