In college days..she came into my life .. I kept lookin at her. She smiled.., Yet i kept quiet… She began 2 speak.., I dint listen…And when she began 2 leave…, I started running behind her requesting .
You think of me & i think of you. When we both think of each other, Do you know what it means? It means we both.. Have no other work to do! Dono velay ;-)
The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips.. . . Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds:)
Once Great Alexendar Saw A Child Playing With A Lion He Surrendered His Sword At The Child's Feet. Now The Child Has Grown Up & Wishes You Good morning :-)
Raju was treated like GOD, when he had SATYAM (Truth). When he Reversed it as MAYTAS, he got being treated like a DOG. Moral : Never Reverse Satyam (Truth).
VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT: r u handsome ? r u good looking ? r u trained ? r u hardworking ? looking for a job ? then................. apply now; we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo
Ultimately we had to Spend Liquor Money to Get back Memorabilia of a Person who was Against Liquor. So Keep Drinking. Help in Saving Reputation of India! Cheers
If u Punch me,I dont mind If u Punch me,I dont mind() If u Hurt me,I dont mind If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind If u Insult me,I dont mind Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD"