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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gaurav # 4225

A meeting is the assembly of those intelligent person who singly can do nothing but together they sit and decide that nothing can be done

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jassi # 1100

In college days..she came into my life ..
I kept lookin at her.
She smiled..,
Yet i kept quiet…
She began 2 speak..,
I dint listen…And when she began 2 leave…,
I started running behind her requesting .

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Mam …mam…mam
attendance…

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Mithun Saha # 179

BEAUTY TIP:
If U want 2 protect UR face from dust,sunrise & other such things, then apply

ASIAN PAINTS
exterior emulsion

7 years guarantee!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Dharm # 185

indian- i have 4 sister n 3 brothers what abt u? American-i hav no sis or no bro but i hav 4 moms frm 1st dad n 5 dads frm my 1st mom

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Hari Haran # 605

My friend asked me whether a monkey can read SMS... U no wat i did??





I proved it by sending you dis msg...
Gud eve...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sopya # 3556

Love ur job. . . but never fall in love with ur company,
Bcoz u never know when ur company will stop loving u. . !!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Udit Maheshwari # 104

Evryday I Wait 4 Ur Msg
Bt U Forgts Evryday.
Bt Now,
I wil Jump Out of d Train..

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Wen it Stops!

Stop Smiling,
I m Serious!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Mithun Saha # 179

Watch "AAj Tak NEWS" now.
75 college GIRL r Admitted in Apollo Hospital 4 suicide attempt?

Reason-

My mobile was swithtd off, last night.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Udit Maheshwari # 104

A Toilet is like a Commitee Meeting.
People come with Lot of Pressure,Sit,
Create a Lot of Noise & Ultimately
DROP d MATTER

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Dharm # 185

AAJ KA DINNER:
PYAAR KI ROTI,
KHUSHI KI SABJI,
CHAHAT KA RAITA,
RISHTO KA SALAD,
FRIEND SHIP KI DISH..
YOUR BILL..
JUST 1SMS WHEN YOU ARE FREE

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sangeeta # 138

You think of me & i think of you.
When we both think of each other,
Do you know what it means?
It means we both..
Have no other work to do!
Dono velay ;-)

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sangeeta # 138

The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips..
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Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds:)

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sangeeta # 138

Once Great Alexendar Saw
A Child Playing With A Lion
He Surrendered His Sword
At The Child's Feet.
Now The Child Has Grown Up
& Wishes You Good morning :-)

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sangeeta # 138

Please note my new number of ZONG (China Tel)
Now send your sms and call at this new number….
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§€^¿ ¥#¿>€~ø

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sangeeta # 138

If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem.

If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sangeeta # 138

If?
1=5,
2=25,
3=125,
4=625,then 5=?
Think befor scrolling down!
Answer is 1,
Remember 1st line 1=5!
Moral: Dont complicate simple things in LiFe :)

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sangeeta # 138

Raju was treated
like GOD, when he
had SATYAM (Truth).
When he Reversed
it as MAYTAS,
he got being treated
like a DOG.
Moral : Never Reverse Satyam (Truth).

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sangeeta # 138

Pakistan means
P= Pistol
A= Atom bomb
K= KUhd kash hamla
I= Ilm ki kami
S= Sarko pe pani
T= Trafic jam
A= Awam’s sleeping
N= No response

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sangeeta # 138

VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r u good looking ?
r u trained ?
r u hardworking ?
looking for a job ?
then.................
apply now;
we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sangeeta # 138

Ultimately we had
to Spend Liquor Money
to Get back Memorabilia
of a Person who
was Against Liquor.
So Keep Drinking.
Help in Saving Reputation
of India!
Cheers

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sangeeta # 138

If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Punch me,I dont mind()
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD"

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sangeeta # 138

Hi today is topup day,so topup my no if you are one of the following type of friend:

Rs10=just frnd
Rs30=nice frnd
Rs50=sweet frd
Rs121=cute frd
Rs301=gud frd
Rs501=caring frd
Rs1001=best frd (God)

This is a chance to prove ur Friendship…
Hurry up..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Mithun Saha # 179

A Golden message for Youngsters.
A Bright Future CAN Give U Many Beautiful Girls.
But a Beautiful Girl CANNOT Give U a Bright Future.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Love # 158

Today Is World Red Rose Day.

If U Luv My Frndshp Give 1 Missed Call

N Snd Tis 2 Al Ur Friend

N See Hw Many Missed Call U Get

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Mithun Saha # 179

DO NOT TAKE YOUR MOBILE
TO TOILET.!
Wonder why.?
Because you canNOT. . .

WALK WHEN YOU TALK ! B-)
WHAT AN IDEA SIRJI.?:)
Keep smilililing. .

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By nannu # 5147

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab, and you think the fare is the time..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By lola # 254

MORAL STORY OF
MILLIONAIRE:
Money can't buy
Happiness....
But Somehow itz More
Comfortable 2 Cry in a
BMW Car than on a
Cycle..!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Udit Maheshwari # 104

A Company offrd Rs 500 for each Money-Saving Idea. 1st prize went to the Employee who suggested d Award b cut to Rs 250

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By raju # 2090

Idea presents,
MEGA ONAM offer-
IDEA 2 IDEA
IDEA 2 AIRTEL
IDEA 2 BSNL
IDEA 2 VODA FONE
Completely free

For missed calls only…
What an idea . . .

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ishmeet # 2320

An interesting line written At the back of a Biker's Shirt-:

"If u r able 2 c dis, please tell me that my Girlfriend has fallen off..''!!

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