Security Manager is a person that creates a policy requiring appropriate firewall, anti-virus and IDS controls be implemented prior to any new procreation process being initiated in the company.
3 ways to catch a tiger- 1] NEWTON'S METHOD- Allow d tiger to catch u & catch d tiger! 2] EINSTEIN'S METHOD- Chase d tiger until it gets tired & then catch it! 3] INDIAN POLICE METHOD- Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts it is a tiger!
A tragic Love-story: A Pig fell in love with a Hen.. 1 day they kissed each other! . . . Next day, the Pig died of Bird Flu! & the Hen died of Swine Flu!! :-(
When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute”. U will overcome your sadness. But don”t make this a habit. Cause liars go to hell.
A job in Railways. Salary 15000/-, job profile:-When the headlight of the Engine is not working you have to run infront of the train with a torch, So hurry up... wish u all the best
ab aap soch rahe hoge k gud mornin raat mein kyu ? na baat sun meri phone mera paise mere msg mera mrzi meri jo mann mein aye bhejoonga le happy birthday
If your heart is broken tell me, i will get the glue. If your lost in life then call me, ill come and look for you. If your sad then u must text me, its my job to make you smile. If your happy let me know and we'll celebrate Vodka style.....