Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 69

Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

“Modern poem”

Taliban Taliban,
Yes papa…
.
Having a bomb,
No papa…
.
Telling a lie?
No papa…
.
Open ur jacket,

.
Thaaa thaaaa
thaaaa ¤

Love is like a "pant" Bt frndship is like "chaddi" Bcoz "pant" phat bhi jaye to chaddi izzat bacha leti H So thnx 4being my "chaddi" send all2 ur 'chaddies'

A Lot Of Ants Were Roaming Around My Phone.

I Was Wondering How Come.

Then i Suddenly Realised

That My Phone Contains Contact Of Very Sweet Person Like U.

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too....!

A husband and a wife are like two wheels of a vehicle. If one gets punctured, the vehicle can`t move any further
Moral: Always keep a spare wheel!

i trust on cigarette more than a girl

cuz i damage my lungs not my heart.

Nice people are like wind...
u can only feel their presence & sincerity
now,
dont look here & there to find them
just look at d name of d sender!

When i Die,
Dont come to my Funeral.
Dont Mourn for Me.
Dont Console my Family.
Dont give Sympathy to my dreadful Death..

Instead

Directly come up. We"ll have party...!

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?
that's how dogs spend their lives.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

We say we love flowers,yet we pluck them.We say we love trees,yet we cut them.&we still wonder why some are afraid when they are told they are loved!

girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

little girl praying on new year eve
""OH LORD IN THIS NEW YEAR please send clothes 4 those poor ledies in my brothers computer .....""""

how to kill a girl?

give her a beautiful dress
nice jewelery
costly cosmotics
and lock her i a room
without a mirror
......

Q:There is always a sign board 'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,but never near girls' college..Why?
Ans: BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!!

True love is like a pillow
U could HUG it when u r in trouble
U could CRY on it when u r in pain
U could EMBRACE it when u r happy

Want True Love?

Spend Rs.50 BUY A PILLOW

mistakes arent crime; if u can rectify those mistake they are the key to sucess,for example god created u, so what then he rectified it by creating me

5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes,
Take a deep breath,
Open ur arms wide,
Feel ur heartbeat,
& Say "Its too early.Let me sleep again"

When in life, you wake up n you don't see anyone, then come to me. I will be there to take you to an eye specialist!

Best Traffic Ad of the year:
Picture of Lord GANESHA with a saying:-
"Care 4 U'r head & wear hemlet , not every1 gets a replacement like me...."

When Words Are Not Enough To Express Your Feelings, Don't Think You Are In Luv!





Na Beta Na.........



You Just Need To Join English Speaking Course !!heyyy!

Hi! Need one girl to marry...
Age no bar, color no bar,
Height no bar,
Caste no bar,
but.... girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS

Practice makes man perfect..
Then what about woman?


?


?


Any guess???
She is born perfect..!!!

Girls rock!!!!

A women's prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death!

Are you coming to school tomorrow?



Golden words that can never be used by us in life again.

if you Hide, i'll Seek you

if you Lost, i'll search you

if you'll leave me, i'll wait for you

if day take you away from me, i'll fight for you

But if u stop missing me, i'll bite you.....

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

No matter how bad we are,we are not totally useless...
We can always be used as a bad example...!!
Be POSITIVE...

Let's do some mathemetics for study & its result.
Eq.1: Study=Don't Fail
Eq.2: Don't Study=Fail
Add Eq.1 in Eq.2,we will get,
Study+Don't Study=Fail+Don't Fail
=> Study(1+Dont)= Fail(1+Dont)
=> STUDY=FAIL
so dont study Hence Prooved.