Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 70

American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.India:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.

THIS MESAGE IS STREICTLY 4 SMART N CUTE READERS .SINCE U HAVE RECEIVED IT .............. OBVIOUSLY .....




ITS A TECHNICAL FAULT..........

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wats diffrence betwn PROBLEM,TALENT,&LUCK?



2 boys love 1 girl-PROBLEM


1 boy loves 2 girls-TALENT


2 girls loves 1 boy-LUCK

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why a man not sleep for 50 day's
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Last night, I wanted you, needed u so badly it hurt. I wanted to taste you, wanted you inside me so you could work your magic on me... but I couldn't find you...... you stupid asprin

have a confession to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night i see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST

Mere dil ko tab bauhat jhatka laga jab maine ek ladke(boy) ko mandir(tample) mai CIGRATTE peete dekha..

GHOR KALYUG

You can't believe, mere hath se WHISKY ki bottel gir gayi..

newtons law of luv:
every boy on earth is attracted towrds a girl wid a force propotionalto beauty of girl and inversly prpotionl to strenghth of her brothers

I can lose
5 letter word
‘Money’

4 letter word
‘Food’

3 letter word
‘Joy’

2 letter word
‘Me’

But I can’t lose
ONE letter word
That’s

“U”

love is d second mistake of god.....
women r first one...
bt wat d fact and similarity batwin both is
that ...........
BOTH MISTAKES R DAMN BEAUTIFUL.........

If i born as cloth,
I will decorate ur body..
If i born as flower,
I will decorate ur hair..
If i born as hair,
I will touch ur chick n kiss..
If i born as shoe,
I will be ur slave on ur legs..
BUT,,
Wat to do,
I born as GIRL,
Cant even be close to ur shadow..

two way for death
FAST DEATH
1.take long rope tie in your neck and die

SLOW DEATH
take small rope and tie it on girls neck and marry...

A senior student during ragging:On your marriage I will kiss your wife.
Junior:Ok fine.but I m going to marry ur sister

When 2 Couples Come Face To Face,
Wives Look At Each Others' DRESSES
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Husbands Look At Each Others Wives. . . . =O ;->

*SWINE FLUE SHAYARI*





wAAH RE INDIA WAAH KYA KISMAT PAYI HAI JEENA (LIFE) MAHANGA HUA TO






MAUT FOREIGN SR MANGAVAE HAI.

What is da true meaning of ‘Study’ ???
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning…
So study hard ok !!!!

Time table of a GOOD BOY
MON-Watch girl
TUE-Lovw Her
WED-Merry Her
THU-Honey Moon
FRI-divorce
SAT-Take Rest
SUN-Search Next

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AAAAAAAAAAACHIIIIII. SORRY 2 DISTURB

imagine life without me; did you see.... how fadt you are searcching 4 me / dont worry..i am always there . . . . . . TO DISTURB YOU

NEWTON'S LAW OF ROMANCE
Love can neither be created nor destroyed.
It can only be changed from one girl to another....

grls life...like dogs.
school time paltu kutti.
cllge time awara kutti.
service time khujli wale kutti.
marriage time wafadar kutti.
budape me faltu kutti

HAA-HAA-HAA
How do you cut roads????
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By LAUGHING...Because...
'Haste Haste Cut jaaye Raste'.

A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me... They must be gods!

A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me...
I must be a god!

a boy wrote love letter with his blood to a medical girl & said plz give reply 4 my letter



girl replied:



blood group = b+
hemoglobin =14gm%,
sugar= normal

Real Fact: Even though guys buy 220cc Pulsar or 350cc Royal Enfields.. It is used 2 follow 80cc Scooty Pept..!!

Student scared of a thrashing bcz of poor marks did not go home and joind royal challengers bangalore! Why??Bcz they dont beat anyone.

Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!

Wat is difference between poison n Alcohol?If u drin alcohol,u wil dance arnd people..If u drink poison,ppl will dance arnd u!

LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS