Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 71

L———-
O———
V———
E———

L=loss of money.
O=out of mind.
V=vaste of time.
E=end of life.

so dont’t LOVE.
ONLY LINE MARO………….

Happy Birth Day


Shocked na?
Acually aaj k din THOMAS EDISON ne Tubelight banaya tha. to maine socha ki har TUBLIGHT ko happy birthday bol du.

Marketing lessons:
You propose a girl-Directing Marketing.
You propose on phone-Tele Marketing.
Girl slaps you after proposal-Customer Feedback…

ru know full fom of DARLING ?
D = dear
A = always
R = remembar
L = love
I = is
N = not
G = game

Tortoise n Rabbit gav SSC xam.
Trtois-80Rabt-84%.Both wntd admsn in gd col
Cutoff85%
Rabt din gt bt trtois got!
Hw?
Rembr he had won d race!
Sports Quota!

Without u r sms week days r like MOODOUTDAY TEARSDAY WASTEDAY THIRSTDAY FRIGHTDAY SUFFERDAY & SADDAY so plz sms me everyday

Wen I Send U SMS,
It dose not Mean U Have 2 do d Same.
U can Send movie tickets, Pizza, Chocolates,.
Even DDs & Cheques r accepted..
Be different yaar.

If a cat crosses u when u r going somewhere what does it mean
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Fool ……. It means that cat is also going somewhere ……

In life there r 6 thing v must never loose
1 CHARACTER
2 SELF RESPECT
3 HOPE
4 HEART
5 IDENTITY
6 ??????

OF COURSE ME YAAR

To hear wat is unspoken,
To see wat is unseen,
To feel without touch is called
SCHIZOPHRENIA....A MENTAL DISORDER!
& Ppl think its love!! Oh God!!! ;) ”

Dear customer,ur bathing date validity 4 1yr wil be expired 2day. So kindly RE BATH tomorrow morning & get life time validity.HURRY UP.

I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m very desperate for U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
That’s all what my mama say to me:p

u r…
A B C D E F G H I J K L

A=Aachhe

B=Briliant

C=Cool

D=Dashing

E=Emotional

F=Fantastic

G=Great

H=Hot

I=Intelligent

&
JKL=Joke Kaisa Laga

99% of all women are beautiful



but,,,,the remaining 1% are in my collage

Do U want Nokia N-95 in Rs.995/- also with free BSNL simcard with 1000 sms free & 950 Rs talk time........




Just log on to





www.sojabete/sapnememilega.com

1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Ambani..
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29 yrs later,
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Mukesh Ambani is planning to buy IDBI..
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This shows nothing is impossible!!
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Today, Swiss bank rejected loan for me!! ;-)

*Never make any notes(after all what for FRONT BENCHERS are there)and never even care to listen what Profs say in the class (Profs are not doing anything great,they r paid to speak for 50 mins)

3 dreame of man
1-To be as handsom as his mother think
2-To Be rich as his child think
3-To Has many gf as his wife think he has

Hi, Keep messaging me & win exciting prizes.
1st-lots of love
2nd-life time friendship
3rd-free stay in my heart.
OFFER VALID TILL I M ALIVE.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Top 5 reasons u take PCM

U hate sleep;
U hv enjoyed ur life enough;
U cant live without tension;
U want to take revenge on urself;
U want to pay ur sins.

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

U r very special to me.
I don't want to lose a friend like u.
I Always pray that u should b safe.

So plz






B careful whenever u jump from
Tree To Tree;

B.A. - Beautiful Angel
B.E. - Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc. - Beautiful Structure
B.Com - Beautiful Communication
M.B.A. - Married But Awesome!

HEIGHT OF LANGUAGE MISUSE:-
Stdnt seeing a monkey out of d window & d professor scolds him U R SEEING A MONKEY OUTSIDE, WHEN I'M THERE IN CLASS...........

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.

why do dogs lift their legs while urinating


do you know



because once
when a dog is urinating, the wall near to it was broken and felt on the dog and on seeing this other dogs started to lift their legs and balance the wall

In an economic recession, I'd rather that in order to get out of this recession, that the people be spending their money, not the government trying to figure out how to spend the people's money.

What is the similarity between Aamir Khan of Gajini and a student?




Both can't remember anything studied after 15 mins.

Alimony: funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried.