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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By chocolatyboy # 7593

a nice piece of philosophy by a passionate smoker - i always think of leaving cigarette , bt for thinking i need a cigarette too

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhavna Sharma # 129

3 stupid stages of life-
TEEN- Hav energy & time but no money!
YOUNG- Have money & energy but no time!
OLD- Hav time & money but no energy!! ;-)

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By chandeep # 6950

A typical student flips a coin n think.Head- will go 2 sleep.Tail-will watch a move.Stands-will listen music.Stays in air-will study.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By kailashaaa # 7419

Life is like movie
If u r sad-Drama
If u r afraid-Suspence
If u r angry-Angry
when u look at the mirror-Comedy
Now u r snilling- thats HORROR

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rakesh # 6345

Frnshp means.
U happy , I m Happy
U Sad , I m Sad
U Cry, I m Cry
U Laugh, i Laugh
U Jump dwn frm building,
i dance dhingchank dhinchak......

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Haldar # 7046

Leave Application by a kid-

O my master
Wen I cum
rain water chhamm chhamm
leh mera fisal gya dhadam
niche my bag
& upar was hum
isliye 2day i cannot cum...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By shankar # 496

Pick any one of these:
Hammer
Handle
Gun
Pipe
Tube
Mike
Rod
Stick
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And hit urself with it
Thanks

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By anu mon # 6172

I met a 14-year-old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, sexy and flirty, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By shankar # 496

If I was a painter u would be my painting.
If I was an author, u would be my story.
If I was a poet, u would be my poem.
But unfortunately I am a cartoonist !

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sonal # 8127

Newtons First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

In Our Life, Six Things Can Come At Any Time...
1- LOVE
2- FRiENDSHiP
3- MONEY
4- ILLNESS
5- DEATH
6- ? ? ? .
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Su Su...
Isliye kar ke sona!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By TK # 6529

Meaning of DARLING
D-Dear
A-Always
R-Remember
L-Love
I-Is
N-Not
G-Game. :-)

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By bapu # 3044

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhad # 5907

WHAT IS EDUCATION?
WASTING QUATER PART OF LIFE TO LEARN HOW TO SPENT REST OF YOUR LIFE!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Goldy # 716

world's smallest resignation letter.
Dear Sir,

I Love ur wife!!

Regrds
Harbindar

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By david # 7499

Styles of Saying
Good Night
Dad-Good Night Son
Friend-Good Night Daa
Girl Friend-Good Night Dear
Lover-Good Night Jaanu
Our Mom-Susu Karke
Sona Beta
Mummy Rockz

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Goldy # 716

Assess
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo

OK, see if you can figure out what these words have in common……..
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Are you peeking or have you already given up?
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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By chinna # 6531

in order to get a gud job in a company a boy requires 100% talent where as a girls require only 4%talent.remaning is(36)
)24(
(36)=96%

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Raja # 3980

U too foolish yar,
F-Faithful
O-Outstanding
O-Optimist
L-Loving
I-Intelligent
S-Sincere
H-Handsome!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By rock # 7828

If 007 is James bond... what is 111?

If 007 is James bond... what is 111?
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Its binary James bond ! :-)

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By nilay # 6798

If evr u start missing
Ur school days,

Ur class

Ur frnd circle

Ur canteen or anything abt ur sko0l life,
thn
just

Open ur report cards

Sara nasha utar jaega ;)

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By ephy # 2700

oh no!am so disapointed with you.Why did you tel others my damn secret?Av heard people talking about it & am just amazed.I want to hear it right from you...








is it true that you bathe naked?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Don # 358

In your life problems may starts from Kingfisher Mild or Kingfisher Strong,
but you must take it as a Royal Challenge.
other wise people will call you Old Monk & stick a Black label on you.
but you must fight like Nepoleon, live like Bagpiper, walk like Johny Walker, work till 8 pm & think lik

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By dev # 1303

A sad love story. Bf: Huhuhu! Gf: Huhu! Bf: Huhu Huhu! Gf: Huhuhuhu! Bf: Hu hu huhuhu! Gf: Huhu hu! Bf: Huhuhuhuhu! Gf: huhu Bf: Huhuhu! Gf: Huhu! How sad!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By aji # 149

WHAT IS EDUCATION?
Wasting quarter part of life, to learn how to waste balance part of life.-

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Imz # 1888

Thought for you: 1.) Hardwork has never killed anyone yet, why take the chance of being the first victim. 2.) One should dream about his success, so go to sleep.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By HITS # 1061

If your partner is going away for a few days, tell her that you are worried about her so you have organized a bodyguard to look after her. Then give her a small teddy bear

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By chops # 7836

last bench boys are always intelligent untill 1st bench gals turn and see them

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By rocky # 2681

just do me a favour , put ur left hand on ur right shoulder & ur right hand on ur left shoulder.....guess wat ...
i just msged u a hug......

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By faruk # 3174

The Funniest And
Highly Impossible Msg
A Student Can Ever Send
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I Finished Studies. Did You?

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