I met a 14-year-old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, sexy and flirty, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age?
If I was a painter u would be my painting.
If I was an author, u would be my story.
If I was a poet, u would be my poem.
But unfortunately I am a cartoonist !
Newtons First Law of ishq the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals
Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of...
Styles of Saying Good Night Dad-Good Night Son Friend-Good Night Daa Girl Friend-Good Night Dear Lover-Good Night Jaanu Our Mom-Susu Karke Sona Beta Mummy Rockz
oh no!am so disapointed with you.Why did you tel others my damn secret?Av heard people talking about it & am just amazed.I want to hear it right from you...
In your life problems may starts from Kingfisher Mild or Kingfisher Strong,
but you must take it as a Royal Challenge.
other wise people will call you Old Monk & stick a Black label on you.
but you must fight like Nepoleon, live like Bagpiper, walk like Johny Walker, work till 8 pm & think lik
A sad love story. Bf: Huhuhu! Gf: Huhu! Bf: Huhu Huhu! Gf: Huhuhuhu! Bf: Hu hu huhuhu! Gf: Huhu hu! Bf: Huhuhuhuhu! Gf: huhu Bf: Huhuhu! Gf: Huhu! How sad!
Thought for you: 1.) Hardwork has never killed anyone yet, why take the chance of being the first victim. 2.) One should dream about his success, so go to sleep.
If your partner is going away for a few days, tell her that you are worried about her so you have organized a bodyguard to look after her. Then give her a small teddy bear