Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 74

To err is human. To admit is a blunder

1hand on pen.Othr on PHoN.1ear on lecture. Othr on GOSSIP.1leg in class.Othr in CANTEEN. 1eye on board.Othr on CRUSH.That's d vry busy life of college student.'

He who smiles in a crisis has someone to blame

Heart of Boys like Temple..
Holy, Truthful, Pure..

That's why,

When Boys Say
I LOVE YOU..


Girls remove their Sandals

What will be the ad for Petrol in YEAR 2019?
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Buy 10 litre Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano free...!!!

1. school ------- yaadein
2.pricipal ------ Jaani Dushman
3.classes ------- kabhi kabhi
4.canteen------- kabhi alvida na kehna
5.course -------- godzilla
6.exams -------- kalyug
7.examination hall---- chamber of secret
8.exam-time ---------- qayamat se qayamt tak
9. question paper ---------

what is the main cause of noise pollution???
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dunno????

DOGS....why????its nai's(dog) pollution.....

1finger on horn
1leg on gear
1ear listening songs
1ear on mobile
1hand on accelerator
other on clutch
& eyes on girls

Welcome to INDIA

A very busy nation

Light can replace dark, success can replace failure, smile can replace pain, but nothin' in d world can replace u coz defected piece=no replacement.

if i have hurt u netime ,newhr,then i just wanna tell these words







wht d hell!!!
we r frnds!!
who else is gonna mess around vid u !!!

KISS is a key of love
LOVE is a lock of MARRIAGE
MARRIAGE is a box of CHILDRENS
CHLDRENS ARE FUTURE OF INDIA
SO START KISSING....

the problem dosent start when a boy look at girl






the real problem starts



when






a girl looks at boy

In a forest 10 people are going suddenly a loin came and killed 6 people . But did not do anything on those 4 people. why?
Because they are lion's club memebers

What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!

how we see things outside depends on how things are inside us.

Rs 100/- look so big when we go to temple and so small when we go to multiplex

School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree

Class room is just like a train1st 2 benchs r RESERVED COACHSmiddle 3 benches r gnrel compartmentsLast 2 benchs r VIP sleeper coachs..

from mon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth to till my death, my feeling 4 u have never changed. for me you have always been...... A Headache.

Short course to be a dermatologist:
If it is dry - add moist;

if it is moisten - add dryness.
Congratulations, now you are a dermatologist!

A Rose is alwys a rose whether its in a golden pot or in d clay pot.
Same way ur always my friend whether u r in African forest or in Indian Zoo.

At the door of heaven angels were giving sheets to everyone to write full detail about their sins and before I could write a word I heard your voice ” EXTRA SHEET PLEASE”.

Rain rain go away ,
come again another day

i sung this poem yesterday
that’s y rain come today

Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.

Sometime my mind ask:
Why I miss u?
Why I care u?
Why I remember u?
Why I always think of u?
Then my heart answer simply bcoz mentally gone case needs more care

ANYBODY CAN QUIT SMOKING

BUT

IT TAKES A REAL MAN TO FIGHT
LUNG CANCER

why do women live longer than men!!!!!!!

because shopping does`NT cause heart attack but paying the bill does

Can a girl Make u a Millionaire



Yes....*



Conditions apply U must be a Billionaire

I know its your birthday today..
I am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to you in personal there,
because i can’t express my feelings in SMS

If you really resemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel

A simple poem
Wn i was there, she was here
Now Wn im here, she z there,
Wn both were there some1 was here, but Wn we r here no 1 z there.
And in this here and there,she got marry somewhere