Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 75

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

i like boiled eggs bcoz, its boneless....
n i like u bcoz.....


ur brainless....
hahahaha.....
felt bad...??
cum on yaar its just a fact....

Life's mathematics:- clever Boy + clevr girl=lovers.
clevr girl + fool boy = pocket empty...
ClevrBoy + fool girl = child...
Fool Boy + fool girl = marriage...
Do u want marriage.

Don't Do Drugs
Because
If You Do Drugs
You'll Go To Prison
And
Drugs Are Really
Expensive In Prison......... !! ;->

What is height of Activelaziness?A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

N o t h i n g
I n
T h e
W o r l d
I s
M o r e
E x p e n s i v e
T h a n
H a v i n g
A
G i r l f r i e n d
W h o' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
O n
W e e k e n d

What is height of Forgetfulness?A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

Teachers Are Those


Who Helps Us In Resolving Problems


Which


Without Them


We Wouldn't Have ... ;->

What is height of Stupidity?A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

Even if you can't read a girl like a book, its nice to thumb the pages.

God knows the value of love so he created heart. He knows the value of night so he created Dream. He knows the value of friend so he created me. He knows the value of money so he created you.
KANJUUSSSS !

Aaj mein tum se ek baat keh kar rahoon ga.

Woh yeh hai ke:

I

I L

I LO

I LOV

I LOVE

I LOVE Y

I LOVE YO

I LOVE YOUgart especially with rice..

HAVE U HEARD OF BLANK CALLS




























































introducing 1st time BLANK SMS

If ALL Indians
Start Studing,

ALL Get Gud Marks
But
Jobs R Limited

More UnempLoyment,

More Youth Suicides,

More Crime.

SAVE INDIA

stop studing...;

There are 100 angels in this world
40 are sleeping, 30 are working 20 are playing, 9 are blessing and 1?
1 is reading this SMS

Limit of Smartness..

In a Cricket Match, 1 Girl Made Indian Flag on Her Cheeks.
A smart boy Kissed Her Cheeks & Said I lOvE mY iNDia. ; )

D meaning of SUNDAY
S- soye raho
U- utho mat
N- nahao mat
D- din bhar TV dekho
A- aram karo
Y- ya fir hame msg karo
njoy ur sunday!!!

Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart! Ur miss call is beat of my Heart! Ur call is blood circulation of my heart! So please keep active my Heart!...

in usa every year celebrate edission's b'dayby power cut for 2 hours






but here in tmilnadu due to over respect




we celebrate it for daily 2-3 hours.......

Behind evry Mans success der iz a Woman, dis wt v learnt frm da movie GURU.

Behind 16 gals success der iz a MAN, dis wt v c in CHAKDE INDIA

So BOYS rok !!! Good Night....,

Too much scotch, Sexy babes, Extra-marital affairs & Hot n wild sex are man's worst enemies.
But remember...
A man who runs away from his enemies is a coward.

Never ask a woman her age,
.
..
A man, his salary,
.
..
And now-a-days
.
A student, his percentage
.
..
It hurts........!

Modern paintings are like women, You will never enjoy if you try to understand them.

Some things you have to do every day.
Eating seven apples on Saturday night
instead of one a day just
isn’t going to get the job done.

We came with the
fear of not knowing anybody...

But in the end

We go with tears knowing everybody....!

AND That's called :

'' STUDENT LIFE ''.

Do you know d meaning of these things -
1 Girl Friend
2 Lover
3 Wife
4 X Girl Friend

Very Simple -

1 Prepaid
2 Postpaid
3 Lifetime
4 Miss Call.

Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat

The more u learn The more u know,The more u know The more u forget,The more u forget The less u know,So why learn.

Girls are like internet domain names...

the ones I like are already taken.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.