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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By jai # 1869

5 points that prove you are a normal student

1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2:Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA
3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line
4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends
5:on each point you

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vinu # 529

- Sixty-five is the age when one acquires sufficient experience to loose his job.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By shravanthi # 7281

2day,2moro,nd yest der was and ther will b 1 heart beating 4 u........u know whose?





your own heart stupid!!!!...............

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By chandra kant tiwari # 139

There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bablu # 1884

No dout that
UR sweet
UR caring
UR Kind
UR intelligent
UR attractive
UR Smart
Ur daring


but improve a little bit, be like me.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By diamond # 2409

Pledge of himachali boys:
himachal is our nation,
everyday is celebration,
to hell with education,
bcoz the thekais our destination.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By anaslove2k@yaho # 144

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ye fish hamari dosti ki nishani hain
inhen sambhal kar rakhna aur ye mar na jayen is liye apne mobile ko pani me daal kar rakhna.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By malamal # 278

U RA= AttractiveB= BestC= CuteD= DearE= ExcellentF= FunnyG= Great...................H= He he he heI= I amJ= JustK= Kidding

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pink # 7109

Great students are like us,not because our aim are skies.but we can't studid untill our tail is on fire.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sukam # 1005

what is education...?

Education is a process of wasting half of our life to learn how to waste remaining half of our life.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sukam # 1005

If u have time press down

















































again if u have time
press up

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By VICKY # 882

When i dont get ur sms :: A little pain in my heart A small tear in my eyes and sadness falls on my face . What is this?




Its nothing Just Dramebaze?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By kaku # 2008

I Know A Lot About Cars ...

I Can Look At A Car's Headlights And Tell You Exactly









Which Way It's Coming... ;->

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By niks # 334

Aarz kiya hai..
Later thi bus..
Later thi bus.. Longer thi Q .. wah wah ..
Shorter tha skirt .. Better tha VIEW..!!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By rima # 799

what is attitude?

3 ants saw an elliphant coming.
1st ant:v wl break his leg.
2nd ant:v wl kill him.
3rd ant: leave him dude he is alone v r three...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By beta # 1775

6 tips to be happy in life:
1-never be late
2-live simple
3-expect little
4-work more
5-always smile
6-daily tell my name 100 times...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By rima # 799

COLLEGE MEMORRIES:


1side LOve...



silent mode mobile...


bus stand comedies...


last period galataas...


birthday treats...


1 night study 4 nxt day exam...

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By vicky # 7675

wats the simlarity b/w decent girls nd dinasaurs..
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they both dnt exist in the present world

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By ANIL # 612

You are such delight
and add joy to my nights
I want you to know what you mean to me
and oh.. I hope that you can see.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By ashu # 635

Light can replace Sun,

Parents can replace God,

But nothing in World can replace YOU...!

Why..?

Local Items
No Guarantee
No
Replacement....!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By gashu # 774

Hum Tumpe Itna Dying
Jitna Sea Me Pani Lying,
Akash Me Panchi Flying,
Bhanwara Bagiya Me Gaying,
Kabse Hum Yunhi Crying,
Why You Are Not Replying..

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By preet # 1045

if you donot have girlfriend
you missing something in your life. and if you have girlfriend then you missing evering thing in your life.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By rima # 799

wht happen no sms ...
didn't reccharge?
ok i'm sending the recharge card no:






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scratch here with blade:)

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By poo # 6418

Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the bank balance

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By ashu # 635

U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73



NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Gin lena pure hai.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By goddu # 565

if a gorilla, catches u, what will u do







i know, i know





u both hug first then start dancing.....
it's natural if two friends meet after a long time......

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By RICHA # 4493

Gud friend easy to obtain. but once you gain difficult to maintain,and once lost and once lost never regained. so moral of the story. Quadar karo meri

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By roop # 161

World's Shortest Love Story
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He Smiled...

She Smiled...

Baby Cried...:

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By MACK # 4207

Nxt year IPL to b played in PAK
Facilities ofrd by Pak Gvt

Security by Al-Quieda & Taliban

Cheer Gals Dance in Burkha

Bomb blast aftr evry Sixer.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By roop # 161

To be is to do. (by Socrates)

To do is to be.(by Plato)

To be or not to be.(by Shakespeare)

Do be do be do. (by Scooby do)

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