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10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deep9009™ # 14

If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in
your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in
your life.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By nk # 3005

Why does not law permit a man to marry a second woman?
Because as per law
You cannot be punished twice for the same offence.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deep9009™ # 14

Guess what is most amazing about Human being’s TOUNGE
It takes 3Years to learn, how to use it
But a Life Time to Learn WHERE & WHEN to USE it

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By yogi # 6157

Height of disappointment : A woman finding out AFTER Long search on net that.....

Phillip's 21 inch
was actually a TV.??

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By santhu # 8034

WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POVERTY?

WHEN A BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IS READY 2 KISS U FOR 2Rs AND YOU HAVE ONLY 1Rs

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Zain # 5817

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By tashaa # 7031

Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
A. They both live off dead Beatles.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By vandyg63 # 729

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By vicky malhotra # 155

if u get less mesages from me,
do not think that i did not care for u,
but i m searching for the best message
for a best person like u!

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By vandyg63 # 729

What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Change.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By vandyg63 # 729

Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By nagpapu # 408

Every Man needs a beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By HARISH # 4283

I love
i love you
i love you
i love you



and other alphbates to.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Venky # 1681

Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite Words

Banta:Ok

Interviewer : Made In India

Banta : Destroyed In Pakistan!!

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By selva # 1043

A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By rox # 6443

Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.

An extra sense is NON SENSE.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By selva # 1043

A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before!

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By ripper # 6158

Ghajani effect

A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road?

He wanted to check, Whether he was going 2 school or coming back

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By selva # 1043

Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Mumbai Indian # 598

Luv ur job but don't luv ur Company coz u may nt knw
when ur company stops loving u.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By selva # 1043

Q: When does the (English) alphabet have only 25 letters?
A: At Christmas time, because it is the time of Noel. (No L)

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Mumbai Indian # 598

Height of Flirting: Writing a love letter with the title as 'To Whom So Ever It May Concern'

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By selva # 1043

Q: Where do you find giant snails?
A: On the ends of their fingers.
(Giants' nails.)

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Mumbai Indian # 598

A depresed Boy askd Swami Vivekanand:'Can der b nething Worst dan losing a girlfrnd'.He replied:'yes,losing ur confidence of getting another

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By nav # 2658

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Xcuse me ..
Sorry to disturb
U plz cary on with ur work.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Aksh Dhiman # 1454
10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shaunie # 735

Have i done anything wrong?

Then y r u avoiding me?

Atleast remember me once in a week.

It really hurts me.

WITH LOVE,
TOOTH BRUSH.

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deep9009™ # 14

Funny abbrevation of some finanacial terms.

BSE = Bombay Se Exit
NSE = Nation Se Exit
F/O = Future Over
NIFTY = No Income For This Year
FII = Fraud International I

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sutej # 5729

If A Baby Is Born
In AFRICA,
What Will
Be The Colour Of The
Babies Teeth?
?




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You Fool.!



A New Born Baby Dont Hav Teeth...

10 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Asif # 7399

1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year Pakistan will export electricity!! :-D

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