Teacher: How can we get some clean water? Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.
Luv ur job but don't luv ur Company coz u may nt knw when ur company stops loving u.
Q: When does the (English) alphabet have only 25 letters? A: At Christmas time, because it is the time of Noel. (No L)
Height of Flirting: Writing a love letter with the title as 'To Whom So Ever It May Concern'
Q: Where do you find giant snails? A: On the ends of their fingers. (Giants' nails.)
A depresed Boy askd Swami Vivekanand:'Can der b nething Worst dan losing a girlfrnd'.He replied:'yes,losing ur confidence of getting another
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccchhi Xcuse me .. Sorry to disturb U plz cary on with ur work.
Have i done anything wrong? Then y r u avoiding me? Atleast remember me once in a week. It really hurts me. WITH LOVE, TOOTH BRUSH.
Funny abbrevation of some finanacial terms. BSE = Bombay Se Exit NSE = Nation Se Exit F/O = Future Over NIFTY = No Income For This Year FII = Fraud International I
If A Baby Is Born In AFRICA, What Will Be The Colour Of The Babies Teeth? ? ? You Fool.! A New Born Baby Dont Hav Teeth...
1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . . . . . . . . . . . Next year Pakistan will export electricity!! :-D
Why does not law permit a man to marry a second woman? Because as per law You cannot be punished twice for the same offence.
If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
Guess what is most amazing about Human being’s TOUNGE It takes 3Years to learn, how to use it But a Life Time to Learn WHERE & WHEN to USE it
Height of disappointment : A woman finding out AFTER Long search on net that..... Phillip's 21 inch was actually a TV.??
WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POVERTY? WHEN A BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IS READY 2 KISS U FOR 2Rs AND YOU HAVE ONLY 1Rs
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted.
if u get less mesages from me, do not think that i did not care for u, but i m searching for the best message for a best person like u!
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? Change.
Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
Every Man needs a beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
I love i love you i love you i love you and other alphbates to.
Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite Words Banta:Ok Interviewer : Made In India Banta : Destroyed In Pakistan!!
A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week. B: That's impossible. Whose baby? A: An elephant's.
Most people have 5 senses. Some people have 6 senses. But u r blessed with 7 senses. An extra sense is NON SENSE.
A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? B: Yes, of course. A: Great! I never could before!
Ghajani effect A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road? He wanted to check, Whether he was going 2 school or coming back
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