Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 9

What do you think,
why I sms you?
Is it because I care you
OR
I miss you?
OR
I like you?
OR
I need you?
Na…KAKa…Na
I’ve to utilize free sms package.

? Words By a Girl... ..!!
Dear Dad,
I feel very proud & lucky to have your surname. ..




Then
Why r you forcing me to change it ?

Wenever you fall down, never lose hope,
gather your courage n strength..jst get up n tell d bar tender....''ANOTHER LARGE PLEASE''.....

Millions Of People Write Love Letters.

But Everyone Send There 1st Love Letter Mostly To Me,

Just Imagine How Lucky I M!

Great Words
Said By

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** DUST BIN **

Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..


'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..

The only reason
I'm fat
is because
a tiny body
couldn't store
all this
personality!

'Marriage is one of the chief cause for divorce...

If you break your promise, you cannot be trusted,
If he breaks his, he was forced to,

If you smoke, you're a bad girl,
If he smokes, he's a gentleman.

Seeing a cockroch in ur sandwich is not a problem,

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seeing a Half cokroch in ur remaining half sandwich is definity a Big problem'

Now a days

Phones get "Thinner n Smarter"
And
People get "Fatter n Stupid" ...

Dedicated To all Over attitude Girls:-
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Sweety! Dont be proud if every boy wants you
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Always Remember
Cheap Items have too many Buyers!!

When a GIRL thinks of her future with her boyfriend,
It's NORMAL...!!

But when a BOY thinks of his future with his girlfriend, he's SERIOUS !!!???!!!

One of d best definitions of HOME

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Home z d place where U can scratch ur bums exactly where it itches!:-D
:-D

Stop laughing. .
It's True...

India- The only country where
distance is measured in minutes
per hours
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"Bas yaar 5 minute ka he rasta hai"

Dear Everyone...
Upset, Bored, Angry Or Hungry - I'm Here For You.
Sincerely,
Fridge...

The lol scary moment:wen going on a roller coaster,take sum spare screws wid u & tel d person sitting ahead u...."Dude,dis came out of ur sit."

Written at the reception of a Corporate Company
We don’t pay you for having “BRAINS”
We only reward YOU fro USING them INTELIGENTLY

Month b4 xam
V refer 2 foreign author,
Week b4 xam
V refer 2local one's
On day of xam
V bcum author,
"yaar tu sirf heading bata de,baki mai khud likh lunga."

Now U Can Watch 'STAR PLUS' on Ur MobiLe 24hours 4 Free

Just Press
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Thank U
Keep on Watching!
Thanx 4Ur Great Suport!

Love Is Like A
Game Of Chess:
One Wrong Move
&
You're Married

Today every calender shows 1st April, 2012
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Except
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Rajnikant's calender

Rascalla Nobody Can Fool Rajni Anna.
Mind It!!

I am not a bad guy...i am just look like a bad guy in front of an idiot...

Getting Bored?
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Need some fun in life?
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Go to a stranger's wedding n scream....
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'Don't marry.'
I still love u !

Women are like fruits.
Every woman has her own unique taste and color
The problem is the men,
They seem to love fruit salad.

People think that a girl's dream is to find her perfect guy and be with him 4ever...


Crap!

A girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.!

Studying Has Two Types

1 - Hard Subjects Which
Cannot Be Studied.

2 - Easy Subject That
Doesn't Need To be Studied ...

I've decided not to
focus on my PAST
Anymore.
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So if I owe you money,
I'm sorry ... !

Finally an end on Rajnikant Tales:

Once Rajni bowled to Sachin Tendulkar and that was the day Rajni Realized he is human !!!
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CRICKET Can HAVE ONLY 1 God.!

Meaning of Traffic Lights
now a days :

. GREEN = Go Slow

. YELLOW = Go Fast

. RED = Go Very Fast ...

The most emotional moment in a boy's life,
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When a girl says,
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"can you give me your number"
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Itni khushi!!
Itni khushi!! ? ?