Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 83

wat is d diffrence btwn a magnet n women?

Magnet has a positive side.....
hehehehe :-D

8Semesters

80GB syllabus

80Mb we study

80KB we remember

80bytes we ans.

BINARY Marks we get, dis is known as B tech( Brain is Technically Empty)

MY CHILDHOOD HISTORY
I kicked lions, i pulled tigers tail. i broke cheetahs legs i threw elephants but then the toy shop ownre kicked me out of the shop

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Kiss


Kissan jam,
so that i can enjoy
my breakfast tomorrow!

"TEN minutes talking to an intelligent person is like reading general knowledge books for a whole day" so feel free to call me anytime..I DON'T MIND

girls don't keep mobile in shirt pocket as network is not good in hilly area.
boys keep mobile in pockets as network is good near tower!

On ur single smile Thousands people die.
keeping smile & reduce population of India.
Never smile in front of the miror.
varna lene ke dene pad jayenge.

teacher:say me any 5 water animals
student:fish...
teacher:gud,what r remaining 4
student;fish amma, fish ayya,fish anna, fish akka

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Nextym
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instrctns.gday

Difference between good girls and bad girls?
Ans:Good girls open few buttons in hot atmosphere but bad girls open all buttons to make the atmosphere hot.. ;-)

DEFINE AGONY:
Its like a One Armed Man Hanging at the Edge of a Cliff by his Only Arm! And with his Butt Devastatingly Itchy.

DEFINE DEATH:
He Scratched I

If a baby is born
in africa wat wil
b d color of d
babies teeth?
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:Y u waste this much time.!
How wil a new born baby hav teeth?

It took a lot of willpower, but finally I have given up trying 2 give up smoking

Police- 100 Love- 143 Fraud- 420 Devil-666 Muslim-786 And DOSTI =9891991409
.yaran di 24hour service.

Some interesting facts
about blood groups:
A+ve - Good leadership person
A-ve - Hard working person
B+ve - Can give up for others
B-ve - Lazy persons.

Agar 5 min me apka koi b sms nhi aaya to aaj apni relation khatam









Khallas






Over


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Kal fir start .

Be Like A Postage Stamp--Stick To One Thing Until You Get There

today is the beautiful day to brush your teeth. so wake up quickly and brush.

NEXT GENERATION CHILD WILL SING..
"TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR,I JUST WENT TO THE ROYAL BAR,WHISKEY RATES ARE SO HIGH,SO HAD A BEER WITH CHICKEN"

U MAY HAVE 5 REASONS FOR NOT MSGING ME...
1. NO TIME

2. NO FREE MSG

3. NO BALANCE

4. NETWORK PROB.

5.U DONT HVE GUTS TO DISTURB"THE ROYAL KING" !!

Heaven is there when we've German car, Chinese food, American salary & Nepali wife. Hell is there when we've Chinese car, German food, American wife & Nepali wife

Sign next to the super highway: " You aren't looking at the road!"

In the corridor of a governmnt office was a signboard that read, "Do not make a noise". Someone added the following words: "Otherwise we may wake up" ;))

When u fall,
Trust me..
I'll be there to catch u..


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0ops!!
Once more plz.
I wasn't ready!
;-)

2day is undrwer day: tell me wich color of undrwer ur wearing 2day.
No reply means u r not wearing it.
Send dis 2 ur frnds & c hw many r not wearing. Gm

buy a scooty
pick up a beuty
drink e frooty
take her 2 ooty
remove her nighty
do ur duty
after 9 months get a kutty
and give mea party

"Alcohol is not the answer to all questions"--Swami Vivekanand






"But it helps you to forget the question"--Swami Vijay Mallya
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WHAT SHOULD WE DO ON 1ST NIGHT?



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WHAT SHOULD WE DO ON THE 1ST NIGHT OF April,2009. KYA SOCH RAHE thay

Something are made for each other,
For E.g.: Shoe and socks,
soap and water,
Paper and pen,
Shirt and Paint.
Me and Your Boy Friend.

a heartbroken elephant goes 2 park to cheer himself.
He sits on a see saw n it breaks....!
Wat did he sing.....?




"SEE SAW HO YA DIL HO AKHIR TOOT JATA HAI"