Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 84

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Ya Allah ess wari paas kara de, agLi waari naal naal parha ga
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Meet in Rajasthan.. Love in Pakisthan.. Marriage in Devasthan.. Honeymoon in Afganisthan, But don;t bring ur population to our Hindustan!!!

Law Of Answering In
"If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"

Do U Know Which Law It Is?

This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"...:-)

Galileo used 2 study with a lamp

Graham bell studied with candle

Shakesper used 2 study in street light

i dont understand one thing
wt d hell these ppl do in the day time

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket,
How is that you can fly so fast?

The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!

Think Different :
Whenever we find
the Key to Success,
Some idiots
Change the Lock.!
So,

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Forget the Key

Learn to Break the Lock.!

T O D A Y Z
T H O U G H T



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G I R L S
B E S T
A S S E T
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H E R
L I E' A B I L I T Y

Forward this msg to 10 people &
U will get…

NOTHING..

Its true.. its really working..! Even i didn’t get anything!

Except a smile on ur FACE..!
GN

What Is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful,
Educated,Wise ,
Loving &Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin
























Both Cannot Be
Found

birds are chillaying
murgha is kukrukuing
chaand is doobing
sun is nikling
flowers are khushboo maring
peacock is naching

all are kahing
to u Good Morning

&

u r still soying???

I know u r very good in english u have test now!!! nera, nura, bara, kara, rara.... read this without 'ra' u will find what u r !!!!

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niche kya dekhte ho etna bhi nahi aata KG me admite ho jao

Be a flower 2 all gardens, Be a smile 2 all faces, Be a waterfall 2 all mountains, And the most important… Be a Good Brother to All Beautiful Gals.

Slumdog heroine Freida Pinto is in great demand as a cover girl and she's not hesitant to bare all too!...

Why do we fall in luv?
Experience ki kami..
Why do we break off lub?
Patience ki kami..
Then why do we want to fall in luv again??
Dimaag ki kami!

wat's the best punishment u can give to a female?


give her all the new cloths, jewellery, cosmetics, make up etc and lock her in a room with out mirror.

A monkey came to me & said i wanted to trouble some good people.
i said ur name.He slapped me & said we dont play with our BOSS.. !

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

Yahoooooo……!!!!

Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

(’;')

Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card

Sub tayyar hay,

Ab bus….

Parhna baqi hay :p

It takes time to find a person whom you love and wish to get married and live life with, untill then enjoy with the wrong ones.

Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

Relation Between Men

&Women As On Now Days :-

You Can Touch Each Other

But You Cannot

Touch Each Other?s Mobiles . . !

Its a fact that a gal may not help u to get lot of salary but.... salary may help u to get lot of gals. So love ur work not gals....

If I Ever Rude To U
If Evr I Was Angry Wid U
If Evr I Mis-behaved Wid U
Dan Don't Hesitate


Jst SLAP UrSelf..
Galti Tumhari He hogi.

a depressed boy asked swami vivakanand:"can there b anything worst than losing a
girlfriend?"
he replied:"yes,losing your confidance of getting another".

Diagram in a book was not clear..
So,madam drew a diagram on a Blackboard and announced

"Dont look at a book Figure,
Look at my Figure!

Today is Monday............
Forward this 2 all your friends and within 7 days another Monday will come........
believe me, It's true....
Its really working.

Do U no why boys go to tample???

Becoz only there u find...

Pooja

Bhawna

Shraddha

Aarti

Archana

Aradhana

Preeti

Tripti

& then Mukti.

Hotel Manager gives an advertisement for a Chef. One cook sends his application as follows: “Dear Sir, I am a good cooker. If you appoint me, I am sure I will be able to cook you. When I was working earlier in a hotel I cooked them all.”