Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 85

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS :~

"Its a talent of taking rest before U get tired"

A : u r Active

B : u r Best

C : u r Cute

D : u r my Dear friend

E : u r Excelant

F : u r First

G : u r Great


Sorry it will take too much time to lie till Z.

Question : There are 10 elephants swimming in a pond. A boy jumps inside and swims underneath them and counts the number of legs. There are only 36 legs.

How???

Answer : One elephant was swimming Backstroke!!!

Some times small things in life hurts a lot….
If u don’t agree with me… .
TRY TO SIT ON A PIN

Naughty thought of today:
"It is really hard to wait for the right person in life...

.....especially
when the wrong ones are damn attractive !"

Cell Phone
Causes Radiation
& It Results In
Brain Damage !


But You are Safe.

It Only Affects
People With
Brains !!

How Lucky you are , No Brain No Pain.

kiki kuku kikiki kukuku kikiku kukiki kukuki
congrats u hav learnt monkey language sucessfully.Pls cum and collect ur certificate & free banana!!:D

Diffference between:.
1.Girlfrend.
2. Lover.
3. Wife.
4.EX Girlfrend?.
Simple:.
1:Prepaid.
2:Postpaid.
3:Lifetime.
4:Missed Call

college related movies:
Exams-WELCOM.Class-DHOOM.Q paper-RAAZ.Copying-MAJBOOR.Marks-ASAMBHAV.Final Exam-MURDER.Fail - YE TO HONA HI THA. Pass-CHAMATKAR.

Girls ne strike ki. BOys ne bhi unka sath diya..
Grs ne zor se kaha hamari mange ....
Boys ne piche se kaha SINdur se bharo

full form of girl

G:Gossip me sabse aage,

I:Innocent Sirf Sakl se,

R:Rone ki automatic machine,

L:Ladai Me sabki Amma

if money doesnt grow on trees, why do banks have branches.
why does a round pizza come in a square box?
why doesnt glue stick to its bottle?
why do u still call it building when its already built?

Apane dant bachane ke3 tarike:
1)Subaha sam brush karo
2)Choclet mat khao.
3)Mujse pangga mat lena warna 1bhi
nahi bachenge

how u will convert ur angry into a sweet.....?







just add 'j'to it
angry becomes JANGRY

Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”

World's cutest prayer:
Baby praying before taking bath..!
Dear God,
Please tell mom not to waste water...

Wife: What is 10 years with me?

Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?

Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.

Husband:Wait a second

Kiss Definition in Physics:-
“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”

Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”

Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, every donkey is busy. Mother Donkey: Don't worry son, see here, this donkey will be free after reading this SMS.

a succesful man is one who can earn more than his wife can spend..

and a succesful woman is one who finds such a man

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.

So many options to die..
-POISON
-SLEEPING PILLS
-HANGING
-JUMPING FROM
BUILDING
-LYING ON TRAIN
TRACKS.

But still boys choose

'GIRLS' ;)

Your attention please
Thanks 4 ur attention. Now carry on ur work...

2 Personalities came from Gujarat & sacrificed their dress for our people.
Can u guess who they are?
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One is Gandhiji &
The other is
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Don’t u know
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She is
Namita

A GOOD news!












YOUR down ARROW key is working

SHUT UP
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S = Surprises 4 U
H = Happiness 4 U
U = Unlimited Love 4 U
T = True Passion 4 U

U = U Alwayz In My Mind
P = Praying 4 U

So Again… SHUT UP!

Interviewer : Tell Me the Opposite of Good?
Raju : Bad.
Interviewer : Come
Raju : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly
Raju : Pichlli.
Interviewer : Ugly
Raju ; Pichlli.
Interviewer : Shut Up
Raju : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out
Raju : Come In
Interviewer : Oh My God!
Raju Oh My Devil!
Interviewer : You are Rejected
Raju : I am Selected.

Niche jao aur jito paise hi paise…
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Aur Niche …
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Aur Niche …
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Yakin nahin hota tum paison ke liye itney niche gir jaoge

I want a kiss from you

surprized??

but why??

aray baba

Kiss means

K> Koi
I> Intresting sa
S> sms
S> send karo

so please kiss me jaldi jaldi!

What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.