Funny Wishes and Status Messages - Page 10

My Class Room is Like a Train
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1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP .
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Nxt Two Benches r General coach
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Then
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Last Two Benches r Vry Demanded.
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Bcz Its."SLEEPER COACH"

Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

I miss those days
When I used to type
Anna
And Google suggested to
Kornikova

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

The Best Place To
Breakup With Your
Girl Friend Is In McDonald

There Are Sharp
Knives & Forks 0r
Heavy Plates
&
You Can Always Hide Behind
A Fat Kid ...

Alarm Clock

An Evil Device Invented By
Satan To Disrupt The Peaceful
Sleep Of Otherwise Happy Folks
At A Predetermined Hour ...

MOM ALWAYS SAID...

"Money Doesn't Grow On Trees"

Mom!!!! Money Is Made From
Paper & Paper Comes From Trees.

Therefore Your Argument Is
Invalid

Dear Sooper Biscuit
Commercial

No One Eats Biscuit In
Slow Motion With Their
Eyes Closed

Sincerely

You Aren't Taste Good

Latest Research:
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Boys Always Remain Faitfull To
Their Girlfriend..!!
But,
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Which Girlfriend??
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That's Still A Topic Of
Research..!! :D :P

The Only Thing That University
Teaches Us During Serious Lessons Is. .
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Texting Without Looking

my heart is sea.
friends are fishes.
u are my golden fish.
i will keep u safe in my heart.
if u try to escape from my heart i will fry you......

The day is not so far when some1 will knock at ur door

and

say, Hey, we hv 7 mutual frds on Fb,
Can I come in??..

Once again, Rajnikant thought of making a website on whatever he knows...
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Of course the site is...
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(-: ...WIKIPEDIA... :-)

My Girlfriend Asked Me - Facebook Or Me ?
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Sometimes I Really Miss Her...

Once Rajnikanth was finding something on net nd made a few timepass website... today known as....
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. Google....
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. Yahoo....
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. Bing... ;-)

In Bed,
It's 6AM,
U close your eyes for 5 mins,
it's 7:45 :D :D

But In class,
It's 9:30
U close your eyes for 5 mins
It's still 9:31

World Cup 2015 Groups

Group A:
India,Pak,Srilanka, Aus, NZ, West Indies, SA, Eng, Ban, Zimbabwe, Canada Ireland

Group B:
Rajnikanth

Once Rajnikant's Pencil Broke While Writing CAT Exam.
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Guess What??
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From Next Year,
CAT Became Online!

Steps To Do Before
Studying

- Shut Down The Lappie

...- Hide It

And

- Pretend As If
I Don't Know
Where It Is . . .

marriage- a 7th sense which destroy all the 6 senses and make the person non-sense.

Girl: Which Is More Important To You?

Your Life Or Me?

Boy: Before I Answer That, Let Me Ask You Something.
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Girl: Sure, What?
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Boy: You Copied This Question From Facebook ??

I am so confused pl help me
if Dhrm Pita is not real father
Dhrm Bhai is not real Bro
Dhrm Behen is not real Sis
Then why DHrm Patni is Real Wife........

Apple=Vitamin
Vitamins=Power
Power=Work
Work=Money
Money=Girlfriend
Girlfriend=Tension
Tension=Heart Attack
Heart Attack=Death


LE ab KHA Apple!!!

If rajni's PC hangs, its time for next Windows release by microsoft

Once again ur msg tone will ring & u look at ur phone, expection a msg from someone special, but so sad its just this stupid old friend again who misses u....

Rajni can send SMS from a PCO.

Modern Definition 0f
" Boy Friend "

A Person Who Has To Like
All The Status And Photos
...0f His Girl Friend
No Matter
How Bad They Are . . .

One day
Twitter, Facebook And
Youtube

Will Combine To Make The
Most Time Consuming Website
Known To Mankind.
We'll Call It

"YOU TWIT FACE" ...

Good day is not created by God,
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Not designed by Parents,
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Not prepared by U,
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Good day is created only by Britannia
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Tin tin tidin.

Doctor after Operation & Students after Exams
Both tel the same Answer
We tried our best cant say anything right now