Funny Punjabi Wishes and Status Messages - Page 2

daru pee k zndgi diyan problems hall ni hundiya ........
but,,
problems tan dudh pee k v hall ni hundiyan ........
so chak glassy.pa peg....
burrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Jutti tang
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jawai nang .
yaar amli. . . .
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saheli kamli .....
sari umar bande di matt mar dinde ne....

Uski Zulfon ki chaon main jb se soya hu,

rabb di soun merian te juaa e ni mukdiyan
<(".")>mummy!
) ) Breek Kangi
_/ /_ Deo.

oh kehnda menu apni jaan de de ......
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asi ta kise nu toffee de k raaji ni ..

What is marriage.
"Marriage langar de parshade wang hundi hai..jis vich chahunde hoye vh koi nukks nahi kadd sakde,sharda te majburi nal chup-chaap shhaki jao.

1budi mr gyi.
ladies rone lgi'bebe kithe gyi,jithe na dup na cha,
na roti na sbzi,na bijli na pani'
Snta bnte nu "yar dekh budi kite Sade ghr t ni chli gyi"

Orkut te kudi fasai,facebook te gal chalai,twitter te ma-bapu nu milai,yahoo te divorse ho gya,is bahane yaara da computer Da course ho gya.
;-)

Main ode layi gaana gaya,,
Tenu sohniye bulande jaan jaan gabru de bul suk gaye,,
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Chandri Vaseline di dabbi fda gyi.

mundeya nu Facebook da nasha afeem varga, Te kuriyan layi fair n lovely cream varga.....!!!!

Hollywood in punjabi version...
Jurrasic park - dinasour jatt da...
Mr.bean - gunga jatt...
Spider man - jaale jatt de...
Super man - uud da jatt...
Titanic - kishti jatt di...
Terminator - lohe da jatt kad dau watt...
Charly's angel - jatt diya mashukaa
Babys day out - jatt da jawaak paunda gaah

Jab se Apko dekha hai.
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subah ko
Sham ko
has has ke bura hal ho gaya hai.,..oh Rabba a ki bhej dita duniya te..

Koi Darwaza Rang keeta’ “wah wah wah” koi Darwaza Rang keeta’ Ek Dukh Sajna Da Dooja machraan nyTang Keeta!! Happy machar season.

Jad kise bande da bin marji viah hoje,
Hasdi vasdi dunia tabah hoje,
Ghar wali jad bina gall ton rus rus vikhandi a,
Phir rabb ton pehlan mashook chete aundi a..

Aari Aari Aari
Hadipa
Aari Aari Aari
Sadi lag gai mangtya nal yaari
SMS nahio bhejde
O SMS nahio bhejde
Sade ho gaye
yaar BHikhari...:

Tutak Tutak tutiya dahi jmalo,
J garmi lag rahi hai tan cooler chlalo,
J bore ho rahe ho tan mera number mila lo,
J msg changa ni lgya tan!!
Mobile nu agg la lo

Jinny LAHORE ni vikhya o jamiya e ni

Jinny KARACHI ni vikhya o maryea e ni


Jinny MuLTAN ni vikhya o sarya e nai

Jinny TENU nai

Vikhya


"o darya e nae"!

Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Pres down buton


Once again

Ek wari hor

Bas ik wari hor

Lo daso g, banda kadi button daban nal v khobsurat hoya?

A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby's illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.

Msj vele dunia sari,miss call te suki yari,eder udar lamiya callan mot paindi ae sade vari

msg vele duniya sari,
miss call te sukki yari,
edar odar lamiyan callan ,
maut pendi e sadi vari?????!!!!!!!!!

ik kudi ne slim jahe munde nu msg kita-chehra tera khaas nhi,
haddiyan ch tere maas nhi,
pyaar tenu swaah karan,,
teri tan jeun di v aas nhi..

duniya bhar k docters
ki team ne
research ki
or is nateeje pe pahunche
ki
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msg karn nal
jaan ni nikldi, kar lia kro

Kde teddy day ,,,,,
kde chocolate day
kde rose day ,,,,,
kde propose day......
Oye angrejo
koi "single day" v bna dao____
saade vrgeya lyi....

Assi pagal thwade peeche,
tussi pagal kisi aur de peeche,
koi aur pagal humare peeche
ha ha .... ha ha
saare pagal aage peeche

Wife:Tu phull gulab da,
main suraj mukhi.
tu metho dukhi te main tetho dukhi.
Pati:Tu kothe chad k chhaal mar,fir main v sukhi te tu v sukhi

Raati Sohnya Nu MiLn Gaye Te Aundya Der Ho Gai,
Der Kaadi Hoi Ji Saver Hi Ho Gai,
Fer,
Fer,
. Fer Ki Ji Baapu Daang Laike Baith C Darwaaje Te,Te Saver 6.A.M To PahLa Hi Yaara Di "Repair" Ho Gai...,

If some one hurts you....




Don't Worry.
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just Smile and Say..
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fitty monh hun bach k rahen mere ton.... :)

Daaru pee ke zindagi diyan problems solve ni hundiya . . .
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Problems ta dudh ya juice pee ke v solve ni hundiyaan . . . . .
so chak glassy pa peg
buraaaaaaaaaaaaaah ;

Raati sajjna kol baitheya der ho gai.
der aisi hoi k saver ho gai.
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fer- Bapu DAANG leake baitha c,
ghar aundeya hi yaaran di repair ho gai..

If somebody comes n tells u,
That u r fool, lazy & stupid!

Don't b afraid, go to him,

Catch his neck,
and tell him
"Kisay hor noo naa dasin"