Funny Questions Wishes and Status Messages

Question- Aisa kya hai jise bina hilaye dulaye upar-niche kiya ja sakta hai?
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Ans- Tapmaan(temperature)
Think Positive!

Sabse bada kaminapan wala mazak kya ho sakta he?
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Kisi ke shampoo ki bottle me 'Veet' mila dena....;)

3 sawal .pleas reply.

1) Ek din ki zindgi mile to kya mangoge?
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2) Mout samne ho to kya chahoge?
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3) Dost or pyar me pehli pasand?
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reply now

Sabse Jyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai?
Shrab Me? No
Pyar Me? Na
Paise Me? Never
Sabse jyada nasha
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KITAB Me Hota Hai,sala Kholte Hi Nind Aa Jati Hai..

Son there's a random question: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2 of the chocolate cakes, how many will you have left?
Ans- 10.
What if they force you?
Ans - Still 10.
What if they steal it?
Ans - 10 and a dead body.

What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?
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Buy 10 liter Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano free…!!!

Agar 'Laughing Buddha'serious ho jaye to uska naam kya hoga?
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'Gautam Gambhir'

Want to be 1st in your class ?

Tips :
1. Wake up everyday at 5 am
2. Drink Tea or Coffee
3. Go to school at 6am , and nobody will be there in your class !!
You are 1st in your class.

Choos 1 relation 4 me.....if you want.....???

1. Best buddy..?
2. Well known person?
3. Best friend.??
4. Only friend.?
5. Boy friend.??
6. Brother.?
7. Sister.??
8. Girl friend.?
4wrd ts msg to ur cntct n get intresting. Reply....

Rply me first....

Select any pair of Alphabets
Then ill tell you ke aap kis tarha ki mohabat karte hai....,.
MM ??
FF ??
CC ??
AA ??
ZZ ??
SS ??
Reply fast.

Answer

MM...Time pas.
FF...Romantic.
CC...Just Friendship.
AA..Sachi Mohobbat karte ho.
ZZ...Dhoka Dete ho.
SS...Itni Ziyada k Shadi karny ki Planing hai.

Let me tell u rPersonality,
which 1 do you like?

1.White Cloud
2.Blue Sea
3.Black Universe
4.Sunset
5.Grass
6.Pink Rose
Choose One
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rply me...

Answer:
1.White Cloud=too emotional
2.Blue Sea=intelligent n cute
3.Black Universe=devil
4.Sunset=furious
5.Grass=flirty
6.Pink Rose=you luv sum1 deeply

If a baby is born in Africa...
Wht will b the color of the baby's teeth ?
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Don't stress your brain.
How will a new born baby have teeth?? ;-

1.which is the small est moon?
Ans:-jamoon.

2.which jam we cannot eat?
Ans:-Traffic jam.

3.why is B always very cool?
Ans:-Because it sits in AC.

Which Colour u want ur partner to wear on ur first date?
Black..
Blue..
White..
Red..
Green
Or
Maroon..
i'll send you the meanings after you reply,

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Black=you luv your partner
Blue=your truly in luv with your partner
White=your luv is pure
Red=your soo Romentic
Green=your luv is just 4 money
Maroon= your not determind to 1 person

Wich is the mst butiful feeling in d world?

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Whn u try to luk at ur frnd nd ur frnds are alrdy luking at u in..

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Exam hall..!!....

Choose b/w 1.2.3.4.5.6.7
after dat i will tell u k jb log apke couple ko stage pe sath bethey dekhenge to kya comments dengey.

Answer:
1.ek dusrey ke liye bne hai
2.nice couple
3.bus theek hi hai
4.wah! kya jodi hai
5.Behen bhai lagtey hain
6.bhut paindu couple hai
7.bhoot aur bhootni ki jodi hai.

How to sleep faster..??
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Just Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom...

Q: Why There r Different
Types 0f Blood Groups ... ?

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A: So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy
Different Flavors .

Which 3 Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.?
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Think Hard..
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AGE....!!!

Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL..
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In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls..!!!!!......

What Is The Difference b/w
GHAZAL & LECTURE..

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Every Word Spoken By Others Wife Is.. GHAZAL

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Every Word Spoken By Own Wife Is.. LECTURE

Question: how do you define neighbours?
Answer: people who know more about you than you know yourself.

Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

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A. Because they have big fingers..

Interviwer: Tell any idea to aviod train accidents crack: To put speed brakers on the track

The Difference Between
A Corrupt And Honest Person
Is :

The Corrupt Person Has
PRICE
And
The Honest Person Has
VALUE ... !

Ques: What Is Will-Power?
Ans: It's When You See 10 Notification, 20msg & 30 Frnd Reqeust, And Still You Click
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"LOGOUT"

What We Get After Watching The Film Bodyguard...?
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A New Ringtone..

Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni cahaie?

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Pappu: pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna pad jaye..

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jaipur ki iklauti cheez jo MUNNI se b jyada badnam h.

What's Mutual Exclusion?
It means..
You skip some topics when you study.

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the person who sets D paper also skips the topics which you hv studied