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7 Years Ago | 17 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Question:-
DUNIYA ka sabse bada aur khatrnaak jaadu kahan hota hai?

Nahi pata!!!!??

Ans:
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Beauty parlor me..!!

8 Years Ago | 10 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Agar preshani ka talluq dimag se he to heart attack Q hota he
Or Agar pyar ka talluq Dil se he to pyar me log Pagal Q ho jate hai

8 Years Ago | 6 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...

8 Years Ago | 3 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?
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100% Attendence... :-P

8 Years Ago | 2 shares | By muhammed abrar # 2393

teachers to students
students if there will be no electricity then how will u watch t.v
students said by burning the candle.

8 Years Ago | 7 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Question of the day
World Me Esa Konsa Writer He Jo Kabi Khud Nhi Likhta?
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Ans:Type-Writer

8 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Swetha Srinivas # 253

There are some fools in this world who always reply no for every question we ask....

Now you tell me are you such a person ??

8 Years Ago | 6 shares | By Sushila Banswal # 223

Yarr Ek baat batao
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1+1=
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In sab sawalo ka jawab plus k bajay - karne par 0 kyo aata hai?

8 Years Ago | 7 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

If Child Labour Is A Crime
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Then Why Teacher Gives
Homework ??

8 Years Ago | 7 shares | By Grazie # 117

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means...





E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.

8 Years Ago | 5 shares | By vaibhav kohade # 147

Time for pj:

What do u say if petrol is leakiNg from Maruti car..?



ThiNk



thiNk...



Ok let me tell..



MARUTI SUSU.Ki

8 Years Ago | 6 shares | By vaibhav kohade # 147

Wht is the Diff b/w
Young Age & Old Age?

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Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

9 Years Ago | 7 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Why Do Students Sleep For Long Hours..??

Fantastic Answer Said By Students..
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'Our Dreams R Always BIG'!

9 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Sangeeta # 138

What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

9 Years Ago | 2 shares | By neo prince # 291

What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..

9 Years Ago | 2 shares | By mangoboy # 199

"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-

''People are more interested in others life than their own-!

9 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Grazie # 117

Difference between rain in INDIA and DUBAI:


In Dubai after rain,water disappears in 5 mins.



In india after rain,the road disappears in 5 mins...!

9 Years Ago | 1 shares | By vishwa # 2639

Q: wadz most colourful thing except rainbow? a: its a smiling negro wearin a red shirt n yellow pant with ornage umbrella standin on a green grass under da blue sky

10 Years Ago | 3 shares | By mangoboy # 199

Why Is The Mind Of A Woman
Cleaner Than that Of A Man's?
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Because..
She Keeps Changing It All The Time.!!!

10 Years Ago | 2 shares | By PAGALBOY # 191

How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?

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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too"
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GAME OVER.!

10 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Sangeeta # 138

Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

10 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Akanksha Singh # 7868

When do you knw ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan.

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Trick of Weak
Do you Want To Make A Call Without Reduce Balance From Ur Phone?

ya ?

Then Make That Call From Any Other Phone!

11 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Mukesh Kumar # 752

Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Peak of Optimism
Intrviwr:If Earth starts rotating 30 times faster, then wat'll happen?
Candidte:V'll get Salary everyday!
Express Urself Smartly

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

When There Iz A Long Gap B/w Engagement And Marriage, "Who Is Most Benefited??"


"BOY..?


"NO...!


"GIRL..?


"NO...!

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"Its The Mobile Company"

11 Years Ago | 3 shares | By vivek sarakte # 153

Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?

The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognise?

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