Funny Questions Wishes and Status Messages - Page 11

You Momma so fat and stupid that her waist is bigger than her I.Q.

Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.

Q: If a Devil catches your wife, what will you do? A: You can do nothing...if the devil has done the MISTAKE, he has to face the CONSEQUENCES!!

Q: Why do all Afghans carry a piece of sandpaper?
A: Because they need a map.

Q. What do you call a fat woman waiting for something ? Ans : MOTI-Vating !

Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night u reach out 4 da Vaseline gel & pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!

Q.Why did Santa Singh take off his clothes while writing exams? A. Coz it was written in the paper "Answer in brief" !

Q:Why most men prefer to kiss women''s lips? Ans:Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman''s mouth.

Q. Wo kaun sa kaam hai jo hum din mai nahi kar sakte?
bataao.

Kya hai vo cheez?







bataao bataao



socho



lagaao dimaag lagaao



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Q. What is the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
A. One screw in the wrong place and the whole Cabinet fall apart!

Q. How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? A. Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Q. Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
A. Because he wanted to check from where the paper is leaking!

Q. What does Bra means? A. Boobs Resting in Air.

Q. Why can't Banta dial 911?
A. He can't find eleven on the phone.

Q. Why did Banta took two hours to drink the orange juice?
A. Because on the box it was written CONCENTRATE.

Q. What is the diff. between watch & wife?
A: Ek kharaab hone par bandh ho jaati hai to doosri kharaab hone par chaloo ho jaati hai.

Q. What is the difference between a smart blonde and an UFO?
A. There have been sightings of UFOs.

Q. Do you remember blowing bubbles as a kid? A. Well bubble is back in town and he'd love to see you!

Q. Michael J Fox has a small one, Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Madonna does not have one and Pope does not need one. What is it?
A. Surname

Q. What is the definition of suspicion?
A. A nun doing press ups in a cucumber field.

Q. What's the quietest place in the world?
A. The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

Q. What is the thinnest book in the world? A. What Men Know about Women?

Q. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A. A lot of things I didn't know about.

Q. Why is a cow always sad?
A. How would u feel if some one wakes you up very early in the morning to rub your tits for two hours.